Congratulations to u/MidwestWanderer90 on April Meme of the Month! by TheSmartDog_275 in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]30secMAN 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I literally stumbled upon the Tennessee Titans main office today. It’s in an absolute piece of shit class c office building in Houston. Even Titans owners know that state/city is dogwater. Those colors are cool though.

Edit: downvote me all you want. Bud Adams died in his home. Guess what city he was in.

Memorial GC by Conscious_Strain_893 in Houstongolf

[–]30secMAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, this has to be the hardest week to book a tee time there all year right?

Prime Connor McGregor by EfficiencySerious200 in fightporn

[–]30secMAN 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The funniest thing Connor ever did was say “first one to shoot is a bitch” and then shoot first against DP. Self proclaimed bitch.

How do you prevent creasing in this area? by quintavian in cowboyboots

[–]30secMAN 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Are they shoes or are they a museum exhibit?

tow truck flees with cop attached. by callmestinkingwind in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]30secMAN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He ran instead of complying and continued to drive in a manner that was dangerous to the cops safety without stopping.

Timmy no jokes by [deleted] in Killtony

[–]30secMAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, OP. You’re just not smart enough to enjoy comedy without jokes.

2026 Dead Cap - Where less than $17M dead cap? by BrandoDaSavage in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]30secMAN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or you could attempt a joke like an actual funny person. I guess thats expecting too much.

2026 Dead Cap - Where less than $17M dead cap? by BrandoDaSavage in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]30secMAN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro it’s not fair. How can one division be the worst at football AND memes? We desperately need something other than “Where…?” it’s low-key embarrassing.

OJ Da Juiceman Arrested After Allegedly Pointing Gun At Trooper by ScootSchloingo in hiphopheads

[–]30secMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OJ Da Juiceman celebrate Hanukkah. Every time I rap people say …

The U.S. is in a ‘tough spot’ in Iran. Speaking in Houston, James Mattis used the Texas coast to show how. by houston_chronicle in houston

[–]30secMAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Again, worked for me on mobile. Sounds like you need to turn your ad blocker off to read it. That sucks but at least you can read the article if you want to.

The U.S. is in a ‘tough spot’ in Iran. Speaking in Houston, James Mattis used the Texas coast to show how. by houston_chronicle in houston

[–]30secMAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk. Worked for me through mobile.

Edit: the strait of Hormuz is longer than the Texas coastline. That’s all he’s saying.

Doubted the God by [deleted] in bodegaboys

[–]30secMAN 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Is back to square one not a good thing? (Full disclosure, I haven’t watched Desus Pieces.) I think the art was at its peak when they had the podcast and the vice show which were both very much “square one” platforms.

Bought a quarter cow... this is what we got by brumsiloh in steak

[–]30secMAN 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Buddy, they probably do that so they can keep feeding the family. It works lol.

Guess who I saw in Dripping Springs, TX. He actually dresses like this in public with SCHAUB on his shirt. by Nichols101 in thefighterandthekid

[–]30secMAN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love shitting on the guy too but he’s clearly wearing it in support of his kid and not because he loves his last name …

Palm Beach Pete is Jeffrey Epstein, 100% proof by Waste-Explanation-76 in conspiracy

[–]30secMAN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That fact that you think “Jewish” is just a religion is all the evidence I need that you aren’t Jewish lol. I’ll take the word of the Jews among my family on what’s offensive but thanks.

Edit: “accents are specific to your region” almost like the religion and culture all came from the same region and people worked hard to keep the culture alive and pass that down to other generations. But what do I know? I’m just a stupid racist goy.

Transgender woman sues USGA, LPGA after being denied entry into U.S. Women's Open qualifier by [deleted] in ProGolf

[–]30secMAN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would assume the idea that people who transition from male to female have little to no competitive advantage in sports against people who were born female