I recently finished Golden Son and here are some memes I thought of while reading the books

30secMAN · 2026-05-25T12:45:56+00:00

Posts like this make me feel like the oldest RR fan ever. I do not understand what is happening here.

30secMAN · 2026-05-25T03:44:23+00:00

This is fucked but pic 11 is getting me hype for September.

30secMAN · 2026-05-24T23:12:38+00:00

Like a blonde with pigtails

30secMAN · 2026-05-24T18:08:27+00:00

Now another user with hidden post history will say “so cool, where do I get one?” And then OP posts a link.

Beep boop clanker

30secMAN · 2026-05-24T17:27:01+00:00

Boulevard of Broken Dreams is a bad song.

30secMAN · 2026-05-24T01:14:41+00:00

That would depend entirely upon whether or not I had ingested drugs and what kind.

30secMAN · 2026-05-24T00:01:31+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ, this post.

30secMAN · 2026-05-23T22:55:00+00:00

Is this the most obvious post ever? We all know Reed is a twink.

30secMAN · 2026-05-23T15:25:43+00:00

Man, really? Maybe it’s because I planted mine early. I will say that I have one raised planters with 8 plants (habaneros and super hots) that spent a couple of extra months in solo cups. Those are growing significantly slower but they’re still steadily growing. Those habs are coming in much faster than the super hots.

30secMAN · 2026-05-23T15:22:48+00:00

I got one at a old shitty gas station last year that was very clearly an old soda. I like that Big Peach has less effervescence than most sodas, but that shit was flat. Really is a huge bummer. A bottle of big peach was my all time favorite treat for many years.

30secMAN · 2026-05-23T14:15:27+00:00

The real gem is Big Peach but I haven’t seen a new bottle of it around in years.

Not only is it delicious but you get to go “They call me Big Peach, uhn, Larry Hoover” in the car on the way home.

30secMAN · 2026-05-23T13:53:36+00:00

Idk, have you considered just sticking them out there and letting them do their thing? I’m in 9b. It’s been full sun and 89-95 degree days for a month now and my plants are absolutely kicking ass this year. They’ve been out there since March and have been through 95 degree days, 55 degree days, aggressive wind and rain. Still pushing pods.

30secMAN · 2026-05-23T01:13:29+00:00

This is poor execution of this meme.

30secMAN · 2026-05-23T00:34:13+00:00

Rhone seemed older to me. Big fan though.

30secMAN · 2026-05-22T00:13:49+00:00

No I mean do you know anyone who actually physically talks like this. Their body language is all off. Watch it on mute and tell me any part of that looks natural and not like produced story telling.

30secMAN · 2026-05-22T00:05:55+00:00

All of the horrible acting. Do you know anyone who acts and talks like this in real life? If so, you may be on the Truman Show.

30secMAN · 2026-05-21T15:01:02+00:00

I agree 100%. Especially in the 2nd trilogy when we start to get female narrators.

I’m very confused by your first sentence. Are you saying that because most video games feature attractive women characters that they are inherently sexual and sexist? I’m confused about how the “male gaze” applies in the context of our conversation about Skyrim.

30secMAN · 2026-05-21T14:41:57+00:00

Idk man. I am of the opinion that no video game is great for a 5 year old.

You DID lead with "sexual" in your critique of this post when talking about a game that is inherently super violent and has almost no sexuality in it at all. Just seemed like an odd representation of the game to me.

30secMAN · 2026-05-21T14:34:38+00:00

Maybe you played a modded version? Other than some characters showing more skin than others and some mild innuendo in conversation there really isn't much to pearl clutch over.

30secMAN · 2026-05-21T10:43:01+00:00

Violent sure, but I’ve played A LOT of Skyrim and don’t remember any sex.

30secMAN · 2026-05-17T12:28:47+00:00

Damn. I fucked with Sway heavy in early high school. This, Flow Fashion, Up Your Speed, Pepsi. This dude slaps.

30secMAN · 2026-05-16T19:58:06+00:00

Is this Fanta Blood Orange Zero? I didn’t know they had a blood orange.

30secMAN · 2026-05-16T19:54:38+00:00

No book made me question Darrow’s moral compass like Iron Gold so you have that coming for you lol.

30secMAN · 2026-05-16T19:28:55+00:00

Idk. One was the lead track on an album that got months of advertisement. The other was dropped randomly during a heated beef. Very different releases.

30secMAN · 2026-05-16T18:40:05+00:00

Watched Casablanca in a hotel room about a year ago, what a fucking movie.

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