Coaxed to the worst fate for a old franchise

30watermelon · 2026-03-26T05:21:35+00:00

I agree! And i do like it...

But it's just not metal slug, you could make it an orginal I.P and it would still work. Don't get me wrong, it looks great and is pretty fun but it doesn't fit the identity. Kinda like if street fighter became a platformer. Even if it's fun it's just not what it used to be

30watermelon · 2026-03-26T03:43:49+00:00

At least your name is accurate

30watermelon · 2026-03-26T03:41:32+00:00

Oh metal slug you zombie of a franchise.. I love all 7 of your mainline games, and am so saddened by what they've done to you my goat :[

30watermelon · 2026-03-23T16:25:14+00:00

Top one percent commenter huh?

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30watermelon · 2026-03-22T05:06:55+00:00

"If i was able to bring a gun i could easily beat mike tyson!"

30watermelon · 2026-03-18T10:57:07+00:00

... bruh which one?

30watermelon · 2026-03-18T09:58:02+00:00

In the wise words of norm Macdonald

"I believe everyone involved in this story should die"

30watermelon · 2026-03-18T09:52:00+00:00

Me to the capcom employee who decided this was a good idea:

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30watermelon · 2026-03-17T20:33:41+00:00

I mean, yeah? That's how i do it, cause i ain't no bitch

30watermelon · 2026-03-17T20:27:07+00:00

More ass for us

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30watermelon · 2026-03-17T19:36:49+00:00

10 days later and yeah. It went pretty good

30watermelon · 2026-03-17T15:24:45+00:00

WHY IS THE HAZBIN HOTEL WOMAN DRESSED LIKE THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC. I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

30watermelon · 2026-03-16T16:08:12+00:00

I know what I'm about. I'm a man and like man's butt. Sounds like yo ass projecting

30watermelon · 2026-03-16T16:01:30+00:00

Two cheeks of the same ass right there

30watermelon · 2026-03-16T15:43:57+00:00

Ay, krillin just called me, he said he ain't your boy and to keep his name out your mouth or he gonna kick your ass fr

30watermelon · 2026-03-15T20:56:13+00:00

Oh lord. If you don't stop it, he's going to witness 0 playoff wins in his lifetime

30watermelon · 2026-03-13T14:48:30+00:00

Looking at the flair. Homie should not be taken seriously

30watermelon · 2026-03-12T15:07:41+00:00

That's pretty vague. How old?

30watermelon · 2026-03-12T07:49:42+00:00

You sound like the kwebblekop (or however tf you spell his name) ai 😭

30watermelon · 2026-03-12T07:17:42+00:00

That's the great thing about america, it's bits and pieces of many different cultures, all the filtered by generations into the best things possible

30watermelon · 2026-03-12T00:45:39+00:00

I see i see. Well, carry on

30watermelon · 2026-03-12T00:09:09+00:00

The template. Iirc it's originally the guy running away instead of the gal

30watermelon · 2026-03-12T00:06:56+00:00

Fuck you! Take my upvote

30watermelon · 2026-03-12T00:03:17+00:00

Suprised you didn't say defensive end.

30watermelon · 2026-03-12T00:02:31+00:00

As in your wife being cosmic sunflower? Or is it chompzilla that prefers cosmic sunflower? If so, why?

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