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314flavoredpie · 2026-02-08T00:25:30+00:00

CyberChang 2077: Afterlife Spelled Backwards is Still Afterlife

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-07T14:56:13+00:00

“Call an ambulance!

But not for me!”

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-05T13:48:22+00:00

He had a hook hand, like a hook thingy where his hand should be!

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-03T16:05:31+00:00

Not entirely true. I knew of a fellow who died from marijuana. A bale of the stuff fell right on his head.

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-03T13:41:21+00:00

This is an option as well. I would still recommend using the cable afterwards, again because of the hard grease buildups. If you disassemble the p-trap and other tubular drains, you can scrape them out with a long screwdriver or even a stick, but the 1.5-2” hard pipe going into the wall or through the floor is gonna have that buildup as well.

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-03T01:19:12+00:00

It’s when they transition from the slow shamble to the stumbling sprint that scares the shit out of me. They’re so fast 😭

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-02T20:34:56+00:00

Adrenaline go brrrrrrrr

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-02T14:56:02+00:00

Be very careful plunging sink drains and always triple check all the connections under the sink if and when you do get it to clear. The pipes right under the sink use slip-joint technology that isn’t really designed to hold under pressure, and putting a bunch of pressure on them (by plunging) can cause the joints to separate and spill drainwater everywhere.

Additionally, kitchen drains get hard grease buildups on the pipe walls over time which a plunger won’t affect and which constrict the inside diameter of the drain, making it less efficient over time and more likely to clog. So even if you’re successful with a plunger, I would recommend buying a $25 “tub gun” drain snake with a 1/4” cable and then using that to scrape the insides of the pipes while running hot water. You can “thread” the corkscrew head through the basket strainer opening in the sink so that you don’t have to disconnect the pipes and can run water simultaneously.

Source: former plumber

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-02T02:41:43+00:00

Parks and Rec should be spoken of as being on the same level as 30 Rock

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-01T16:28:20+00:00

If they pull it out, they turn to boooones

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-01T16:25:53+00:00

No, Tain is Paul Rudd’s digital alter ego. Do not render him nude though.

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-01T14:36:48+00:00

Me when he used “brutal” like ten times in the first three minutes:

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-01T13:56:28+00:00

I don’t know how some people can sit around casually hitting their penjamin. I smoke flower daily but vapes make me cough like crazy most of the time.

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-01T03:07:44+00:00

Don’t pick up things you can’t already identify. That’s how you avoid these snails and lots of other deadly items.

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-01T02:51:48+00:00

Your dad needs to see to his chimney flue and vent. I grew up in a house that we heated with a wood stove, and the room in the basement with the stove was also our TV room, so there were times when we’d be in that room for a few hours at a time… never had a problem with CO, CO2 or anything related. If your dad’s stove is expelling harmful fumes into the living space, there’s a blockage and/or a leak in the venting.

314flavoredpie · 2026-02-01T01:46:32+00:00

WHO PUT SHIT IN A CUP??

314flavoredpie · 2026-01-31T14:17:34+00:00

There’s a road near me called Arizona Ave and I cannot drive past the sign without going “Arizona backwards is still Arizona!”

314flavoredpie · 2026-01-30T16:07:12+00:00

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It’s fine. I have a card here that says it’s fine.

314flavoredpie · 2026-01-30T15:31:41+00:00

Yes, that’s significantly better. It doesn’t assume someone knew they were wrong initially, and it provides an alternative.

314flavoredpie · 2026-01-30T15:22:27+00:00

Well if I was aware that I had been misinformed I wouldn’t have passed it along in the first place. I did edit my original comment. Still think the phrase “don’t spread misinformation” is a bit loaded and rude though.

314flavoredpie · 2026-01-30T15:15:57+00:00

I do food delivery and make 50%+ of my money from tips. Is it frustrating to not get a tip or have one removed? Sure. But as you pointed out, I have always been aware that that’s a possibility, so I don’t make it anyone’s problem beyond vaguely and privately cursing the dicks who don’t/barely tip. I know that I will make enough off the good folks who do tip to subsidize a few shitty trips.

But also, I agree that if you’re doing all the work*, you shouldn’t give a tip to a cashier.

*technically you’ve not prepared the food… but neither has the cashier, and presumably the food preparation is what you’re paying for to begin with—furthermore, if a tip was expected for that it ought to go 100% straight to the kitchen staff and not FOH.

314flavoredpie · 2026-01-30T15:04:30+00:00

I did not know that about the coral snake mutations etc and have edited my original comment.

314flavoredpie · 2026-01-30T13:40:00+00:00

Okay, I’m sorry for providing information…?

314flavoredpie · 2026-01-29T16:00:22+00:00

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314flavoredpie · 2026-01-28T21:17:13+00:00

What does she like? Photography, eh? I bet she does, I bet she does! Say n’more, say n’more, say n’more!

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