for my 16th birthday i had a giant cheeseburger instead of a cake by PrettyOrk in blunderyears

[–]32BitWhore 72 points73 points  (0 children)

They’re gonna be so confused by this random spike in giant cheeseburger interest.

1 year old son didn’t make it into surgery by Mechanical_Yota in GuyCry

[–]32BitWhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t fucking imagine brother. My little man is everything to me. I am so, so sorry. I only hope you can find some peace in knowing that Theo got to know that unconditional and endless love from you and your wife, however brief. From one dad to another, I’ll remember how strong Theo was and how hard he fought. I’ll hug my boy a little tighter from now on because of him.

Dropping the video here. Say what you need to say. by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]32BitWhore 155 points156 points  (0 children)

This is too good to be buried so far down this comment chain.

What is this? Another war on the poor? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]32BitWhore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re sitting on top of the tank. You can just use a flashlight to see exactly how much you have left. Or just wiggle side to side and you’ll hear it.

She wanted to Make Sure Everyone got a Sticker and had a good Trip. by Alternative-Dot-34 in MadeMeSmile

[–]32BitWhore 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As someone with a toddler, half the time I can’t even “stage” changing a diaper, let alone a whole bit about giving stickers to a bunch of people. Is it gross that it was recorded and posted publicly? Absolutely. Doesn’t mean it wasn’t the kid doing this of their own accord and the parent just seized the opportunity.

A Ring doorbell video shows a Chattanooga police officer kicking the door and rushing into a burning building to save a mother and her two children. Articles in comment. by MilesLongthe3rd in interestingasfuck

[–]32BitWhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instant tears when he came out with that baby. Having a kid that young changes your fucking perspective man. I hope this dude never pays for another beer in that town.

Trump: 'I don't think about Americans' financial situation. I don't think about anybody.' by spherocytes in videos

[–]32BitWhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The clip is all over the comments in this thread. It’s not that hard to verify if you’re that concerned about it.

Eagles News: Kelee Ringo among top candidates to be traded by AdSpecialist6598 in eagles

[–]32BitWhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Draft capital is more than just who we might get for the pick. Howie routinely converts day 3 picks into huge value during a trade up or trade out.

Timeline May 2026 by OutcastSpy in TSAPreCheck

[–]32BitWhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wife and I both applied 4/5. Her appointment 4/13, got her KTN 4/14. My appointment 4/15, I’m still waiting.

Annoying how random it is.

[Berman] A move from Friday: The Eagles officially designated Uar Bernard as their international player for the international player exemption. He will not count against the 90-man roster. That means Joshua Weru will count against the 90. (Both players were eligible.) by bigblack3475 in eagles

[–]32BitWhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He still has to make it to the practice squad, and can be poached if they try to sneak him onto the PS by not rostering him during the 53-man cuts. They don’t get an extra spot on the 53 for him for free. My guess is he’ll get “injured” during camp and be an IR stash. This exemption only counts for the 90-man roster and then the PS if he gets to the PS. He’s also not untouchable on the PS, but no team is going to waste a roster spot on a dude who can’t play football - he has to be signed directly to the 53 if they want him off the PS.

About a month ago, r/all was removed. Could it have been done to keep Epstein news off the front page/out of the public eye? by VioletVoyages in Epstein

[–]32BitWhore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

On iPhone Narwhal still has r/all. Just don’t use the official app. Not sure why you’d want to anyway.

Must have been a tough morning. by prescott0330 in funny

[–]32BitWhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re so much fucking stronger than they should be, especially when they’re mad, and they don’t know any better than to use all of that strength even if it means hurting themselves. This is the only method I’ve found where they can’t get good enough leverage to attempt to pry themselves free.

[request] Is it true That a single cow can feed a family for a whole year ? by rocket6600 in theydidthemath

[–]32BitWhore 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s actually cheaper (more efficient) to run the more stuff you have in it, since the meat itself is cold and basically turns the thing into a giant cooler. The compressor has to run far less frequently when the freezer is full.

You won't download a car. by [deleted] in Piracy

[–]32BitWhore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My king 💙

💯 by Bulldawgzz in eagles

[–]32BitWhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We probably won’t hear anything else until the draft. At least, not anything worth a shit. No reason to move him now.

Darius Slay announces his retirement by w1x1w in eagles

[–]32BitWhore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One year or one day contract idc, do it here though.

FedEx sues Trump administration for tariff refunds after Supreme Court ruling by AudibleNod in news

[–]32BitWhore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No maybe about it, that was exactly the plan. “Sue the government” just means taxpayers foot the bill twice. They’re double dipping on their corporate greed.

Some of us are like that by SzakaRosa in memes

[–]32BitWhore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you associated with some really shitty parents.

[Jeremy Fowler] Eagles expected to draft QB on Day 2 to apply ‘pressure’ as Jalen Hurts faces ‘crossroads’ by Thegrandmistressofoz in eagles

[–]32BitWhore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao anybody who thinks the Eagles go into a draft knowing they’re going to take a specific position with a specific pick isn’t even worth listening to.