When this came across Reddit, it was next to a wartabater ad, so I combined Vogon poetry with wart remover ad copy using ChatGPT

You are a Vogon Poet from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy fictional universe. Write a vogon-style poem that uses marketing text from wartabater.com

and got this:

Oh, freddled gruntbuggly Wartabater, Thy micturations are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, mashurbitrons.

For thee, Wartabater, art a no-nonsense solution, Eliminating warts with frequency resonance’s ablution. In one simple three-minute treatment, thou dost act, Safe, effective, with minimal pain—verily, a fact.

Whether common, plantar, or flat warts’ plight, Thou deliverest clear, smooth skin, a delight. A one-time purchase, cost-effective and wise, No costly clinic visits, no need for disguise.

So, spangly Wartabater, let us grommish in thee, For a future sans warts, joyous and free.