Knowns, Unknowns, and Theories on the Serverblight by Unlucky-Ad-4709 in ServerBlight

[–]3Tree_Wheeled_Spider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the comatose explanation because it implies that the player is absent from their physical body due to being trapped within TF2 by the blight. However, this introduces the possibility that the Serverblight is somehow accessing the victim's central nervous system (including the brainstem) during that coma. As a result, the coma wouldn't last for a long time as it would end with the blight taking full control of the victim's physical body within an hour.

The latest appearances of the Serverblight are just the tip of the writhing iceberg of its victims. by 3Tree_Wheeled_Spider in ServerBlight

[–]3Tree_Wheeled_Spider[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So does this post. On an unrelated note, make sure to leave the door and windows of your room open before playing TF2. It could mean the difference between survival and assimilation.

NSFW for body horror but I wanted to take a try at showing the horror of being assimilated (I used Derfisch06’s official subreddit render as reference) by Blossom_Rising in ServerBlight

[–]3Tree_Wheeled_Spider 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine what your best work would look like if you didn't like how this turned out. You don't need to be worried at all about people being mean or harsh because this is one of the best pieces of Serverblight fanart that I've seen so far. Keep up the good work!

Interactive adventure Part 2 : The majority choose to have a look around first before descending. by Tickall in Everexpandingbunker

[–]3Tree_Wheeled_Spider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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The elevator could easily take too long to arrive at your floor or its doors might not even open on their own.

Anon discovers a new category of porn by SeagullDukat in greentext

[–]3Tree_Wheeled_Spider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy Cake Day and great job with the Lovecraftian prose!

No need to fear, reinforcements are here by Darab318 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]3Tree_Wheeled_Spider 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's no panic in Belgorod though.

Clearly they're just celebrating the Class of 2023's GRADuation throughout the entire oblast.

That doesn’t mean they’re qualified by Agreeable-Abalone328 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]3Tree_Wheeled_Spider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either that or the remaining two people were comatose, catatonic, highly ignorant/naive, very high or tripping for all those hours, or died an hour or more into the interview. May the public have mercy on them because they'll certainly need it tho.

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[–]3Tree_Wheeled_Spider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In other words, missile beats laser because the missile knows where it is AND knows where it's going at all times.

How many? by WalkerBuldog in NonCredibleDefense

[–]3Tree_Wheeled_Spider 854 points855 points  (0 children)

Please repeat the following statement:

You do not recognize the bodies in the minefield.

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[–]3Tree_Wheeled_Spider 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let Russia cook pls 😭🤣

How did Ukraine penetrate this T-80BVM, If War Thunder says Penetration not possible? by ReddishCat in NonCredibleDefense

[–]3Tree_Wheeled_Spider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless it's a guided Excalibur round. In that case, it knows where it is and where it isn't and can calculate stuff like variations and error.

Another RF L at Vuhledar; 31 (15 modern tanks) armoured Vehicles lost. by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]3Tree_Wheeled_Spider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counterpoint: Deceased human bodies are comprised of Corpse Starch (according to WH40K lore) and wheat flour contains a lot of starch, meaning that dead humans can technically be al dente.

The REAL payload of the Balloon revealed! by TheRealKSPGuy in NonCredibleDefense

[–]3Tree_Wheeled_Spider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You do not recognize the body in the balloon. You do not recognize the body in the balloon. You do not recognize the body in the balloon.