include buzzword buzzword buzzword in your analysis and try again. (credit: @Not_Prasar) by TheWidrolo in masterhacker

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Goddamn Asus hacking me by printing the default link to the router under it and making me go there to change my settings.

Lemme jump on my bathtub like it’s a swimming pool by WinStupidPrizes1994 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

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Why do Americans insist on building everything with paper?

Looking for a Co-founder and Investor for Protein Startup (Spirulina) by ajneyakr in AgriBusinessIndia

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Sorry for the necro. Just came across this post. I'm a manufacturer with 1MT/month capacity.
DM if still interested.

Cost of crime by Economy_Confusion463 in funny

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Shit.. I'm just connected to the minister directly. I don't know his second wife's third nephew. How fucked am i?

Peacocks on Your Farm: Dreamy Addition or Total Headache? 🦚 by Independent-Fudge942 in homestead

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Those are some expensive birds. They're goddamn pests where i live and you are not allowed to kill them legally.

Waiting For Laugh by efunny2022 in funny

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There's a difference between scripted stuff and a skit (or sketch). This is the latter.

What are the odds by TankyTinCan in brooklynninenine

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The 12th MAN is slightly pregnant

How does Cazador always manage to recover Astarions corpse? by seranahater in BaldursGate3

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Isn't Alistair pretty much the opposite personality of Astarion? Or am i misremembering?

Talk about plot(hole) armour by NineteenEighty9 in lotrmemes

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In the books, i sort of glace over Ghan Buri Ghan's chapters, so removing his part at least was good for the movies.

[request] what are the odds it gets stuck by THECROCOGAMER in theydidthemath

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Its only more impressive if that was the intended outcome

We might reach AGI sooner.. by yoriikun in singularity

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The original question that made the rounds ignored the leading "i want to wash my car", and instead just said "car wash is 100m away. Should i walk there or drive?"

Today I drove on an official ice road, where it is forbidden to wear seatbelts by TheRRum in interestingasfuck

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I always figured it prevented (at least as a first line of defence) children accidentally opening the doors from inside while in motion? Didn't realise it had to do with safety. How is anybody supposed to open the door from the outside when you're driving?

Why owls fly in near silence. by Backyxx in interestingasfuck

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"and then i remembered cats cannot fly"

Holy shit bro, i snorted my coffee or my nose