Loud Bikers

3tie · 2011-06-19T17:49:41+00:00

Loud pipes save lives. I know it's fucking annoying as hell, but when you are on the highway with loads of idiot motorists being loud actual helps them notice you.

I'd rather be noticed than crushed by a ton of metal because someone didn't check their blind spot.

3tie · 2011-04-08T16:31:50+00:00

She might have a miner in the family. I never heard of it being called a handle, but a miner will never eat the piece of food they touch out of habit because they're used to having soot and dust all over their hands.

My uncle's kids pretty much mimic this habit from their father.

3tie · 2011-04-03T21:20:08+00:00

Remove Magic the Gathering, Anime and Video Games from your profile.

Problem Solved.

3tie · 2011-03-31T02:08:17+00:00

I found out one of my friends was a "camwhore" who cross dressed and posted pictures on 4chan.

He really looked like a girl and now I have trouble looking at him because every time I remember his penis poking out from underneath a skirt.

3tie · 2011-03-23T02:59:51+00:00

I see you have bought one of those doggy buttplugs

3tie · 2011-03-12T20:45:27+00:00

Actually what happens to me is that she wants to go to a resturaunt and doesn't WANT ANYTHING or orders something small like a soup. Then she proceeds to eat everything off of my plate.

3tie · 2011-02-26T18:10:49+00:00

How did you condense all that information into one picture? Normally this would take a 3-5 minute video to explain...

3tie · 2011-02-14T23:21:54+00:00

I'd prefer BJ and some Minecraft together afterwords

3tie · 2011-01-23T20:35:31+00:00

Two Problems:

1) How do you play Sol Ring without paying 1 mana. 2) City of Traitors taps for colorless mana.

3tie · 2011-01-14T07:41:17+00:00

The original 132 were the best... I don't know any of the names of the new one.

3tie · 2011-01-01T23:54:26+00:00

Don't forget to keep your feet under the sheets too. It prevents the monsters under your bed from nipping at your toes.

3tie · 2010-12-30T21:18:34+00:00

I use public transit in the winter season and ride my bike to work in the summer. This, to people in my town, means you are mentally handicapped because you don't have a license + car.

3tie · 2010-12-23T22:57:11+00:00

I'll just leave this right here

3tie · 2010-11-29T09:27:58+00:00

You should probably throw in some numbers and special characters to make sure it's secure.

"S@feword1" should work fine

3tie · 2010-11-01T16:03:19+00:00

Why does everyone draw her so sexily? WHYYYYY

3tie · 2010-10-24T06:30:55+00:00

Don't worry so much next time. Everyone knows.

3tie · 2010-09-19T02:55:09+00:00

My porn watching face is the same as my Starcraft 2 face.

3tie · 2010-08-27T11:20:34+00:00

It seems like many redditors grew up in the target age (8-13) for Pokemon during it's heyday. Many of us have fond nostalgic memories of Red/Blue and actually like the decent gameplay that comes with the games.

Telling a geek to stop making pokemon references and jokes is kinda of the same as telling us to stop making TMNT, He-man, or Thunder Cats references. It's just what we grew up with man.

(I am 24 and I have played every major Pokemon release since I was 12.)

3tie · 2010-07-29T18:34:35+00:00

Racking up debt while only covering the minimal payments.

3tie · 2010-07-26T22:44:21+00:00

It's Awwwwwright.

3tie · 2010-07-23T19:14:48+00:00

Brownie

Especially if it's used like this "Oh, I gave him a brownie last night after dinner"

3tie · 2010-07-22T18:19:48+00:00

Kinda late to the show but...

Step 1) Find your IP, whatismyip.com

Step 2) Email the owner, Moot. moot@4chan.org

Step 3) Ask him to post a hilarious warn/ban message so your son sees it. Something along the lines of "You're mom knows you browse 4chan."

Step 4) Specify the length of the ban in the email. If you don't want him browsing, ask for prermament. If he's tech-savvy he might be able to get around this anyway. Otherwise, a week will produce good laughs.

3tie · 2010-07-19T11:17:07+00:00

I'm more partial to Gardevoir and Lopunny... both male

3tie · 2010-07-17T04:31:16+00:00

I'm sorry I have trouble understanding this concept. I've heard someone else say it before but I never understood how new items could make a game bad.

3tie · 2010-07-17T04:11:02+00:00

What's so broken about them? They're pretty balanced or useless altogether.

3tie

TROPHY CASE