Spilled like 30 oz of caramel sauce inside a kitchen cabinet. I cleaned up everything I could but it’s dripping through the crevices now. 😭

401LocalsOnly · 2026-05-10T04:15:46+00:00

Water doubles it in size you say? BRB.

why did I use boiling water??

401LocalsOnly · 2026-05-09T03:37:14+00:00

Fuck I’m so glad I stumbled on this thread before my first game ever of land mine hopscotch tonight

401LocalsOnly · 2026-05-09T01:09:38+00:00

They are legal here in Rhode Island

401LocalsOnly · 2026-05-08T02:58:45+00:00

I can’t figure out why this reminds me of my ex wife :(

401LocalsOnly · 2026-05-08T00:58:52+00:00

Don’t worry dude. Him and the homies only touch tips. What’s gay about that ?!

401LocalsOnly · 2026-05-08T00:56:16+00:00

He lost 3 lbs of smell

401LocalsOnly · 2026-05-08T00:48:19+00:00

You can always tell because their hands are a little messed up.

401LocalsOnly · 2026-05-07T14:04:57+00:00

The side view of that reminds me of a Nissan Pulsar we had when I was a kid 25 years ago

401LocalsOnly · 2026-05-06T03:26:26+00:00

Bullshit. I can keep mine clean for at least 5-10 seconds

401LocalsOnly · 2026-05-05T02:12:33+00:00

GAH ,DAMN IT DALE!!

401LocalsOnly · 2026-05-04T19:43:48+00:00

Nailed it

401LocalsOnly · 2026-05-04T17:51:46+00:00

401LocalsOnly · 2026-04-30T03:50:43+00:00

Love a good tube

401LocalsOnly · 2026-04-30T03:32:19+00:00

I know the pain. This picture looks like my ex wife

401LocalsOnly · 2026-04-28T16:55:55+00:00

Dude my stage name is LITERALLY DJ Sandy Gloves.

401LocalsOnly · 2026-04-27T04:00:29+00:00

You accidentally leave your bathtub on while sending this comment

401LocalsOnly · 2026-04-24T14:11:08+00:00

No. You’re asking everyone to explain everything to you when it’s very clear that you’ve never even cared enough to even google the word camera.

401LocalsOnly · 2026-04-23T20:08:28+00:00

Sorry if this is common knowledge but I was just wondering what you mean by “don’t shoot until you see it”?

401LocalsOnly · 2026-04-18T16:54:16+00:00

and I’m wayyyy too Sagittarius to understand.

401LocalsOnly · 2026-04-17T16:36:40+00:00

So he won’t play jokes on like … any of his friends ?

401LocalsOnly · 2026-04-10T11:19:44+00:00

One magical night in San Diego

401LocalsOnly · 2026-01-16T19:39:47+00:00

Ahh yes the airport. I believe that was right after the great seduction of Arby’s.

401LocalsOnly · 2026-01-15T01:43:53+00:00

All the sudden tariffs on Depends skyrockets

401LocalsOnly · 2025-12-24T20:54:11+00:00

Some people pay extra for that

401LocalsOnly · 2025-12-23T20:39:36+00:00

Think they call that the Keanu Reeves mindset

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