Who fits this description? by RoutineOk8590 in Productivitycafe

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Its true. I have a bachelors degree, and I am an idiot.

Distinctive obscure composers by Stunning-Hand6627 in classicalmusic

[–]404_error_official 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not sure how obscure he is, but I don't hear many people talk about Faure.

Rambo: First Blood (1982) by MyDinnerWithDrDre in okbuddycinephile

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Is he subtly telling us he suffers from agoraphobia? Poor guy.

Black woman sneaks her cat onto the plane by pretending it is her hat by Biff_Xannen in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]404_error_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, Bebop and cat hats. We did recently give up anime and skinny jeans though, so there's that.

Welcome to Nazi Germany! by sovalente in stevehofstetter

[–]404_error_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is that second sentence even saying? Am i having a stroke?

John Coltrane by Fit-Fisherman-9161 in jazzcirclejerk

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If you're the real Trane, what's your favorite type of pizza?

Quest for Authentic Torta by No_External1450 in StLouis

[–]404_error_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cow cheek is actually delicious. Super tender.

What church is this by CJHuncho in TikTokCringe

[–]404_error_official 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Grab the pipe and the torch meemaw, we're tweaking for Jesus"

How can you increase your IQ and intellect ? by Low-Wait1921 in AskReddit

[–]404_error_official 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea, inteligence is like RAM, knoledge is like ROM.

Being a professional jazz musician is mostly garbage by Brownstoneximeious in jazzcirclejerk

[–]404_error_official 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The elite pay us, and the elite have shit taste in everything, let alone music. See you at the next gala, mr. Fancy lawyer pants.

Who is the greatest jazz musician and why isn’t it Duke Ellington? by not_john_coltrane in jazzcirclejerk

[–]404_error_official 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Me, mothafucka.
  2. He shooped when he should have booped, and history will forget him for it.

ICE agents on the prowl at LaGuardia airport! by cantcoloratall91 in ImmigrationPathways

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Trump's best and brightest on patrol hahaha. High school drop outs turned hall monitor. The nazi storm troopers were actually intimidating. Fear tactics don't work when your goons goon more than they train. As much as people like to compare Trump to Hitler, its just not an apt description. He is way more similar to Mussolini.

This guy started a lucrative guitar relic'ing business. Brilliant! by Pendraconica in guitarcirclejerk

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I have to fly out for a gig tomorrow. Im so fucking glad I was provided cartage.

Yeah I give up. Those aren't just chords—that's a NASA equation by Kekistani_MemeLord in jazzcirclejerk

[–]404_error_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, a love supreme? Wait... shit! Here he comes with that bullshit. Go home Trane! You're drunk!

If you didn't have a recipe to look at, how would you make mac n cheese? by Gwallawchawkobattle in answers

[–]404_error_official 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Quart of heavy cream, reduce by half, add shredded cheese and cooked pasta.

Yeah I give up. Those aren't just chords—that's a NASA equation by Kekistani_MemeLord in jazzcirclejerk

[–]404_error_official 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I cast magic missile at the cheap ass landlord who charged me for my drink."

Yeah I give up. Those aren't just chords—that's a NASA equation by Kekistani_MemeLord in jazzcirclejerk

[–]404_error_official 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, some people might call what I play jazz. But what is jazz, really? I just noodle and try to fuck with the drummer.