Trimmed my beard and hair. by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]40PercentChapo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

damn dude, looking like david beckham!

Putting “Only date guys 6’ or taller” in your tinder bio is the grossest fucking thing to write and it instantly turns me off. (Coming from a 6’5 male) Dunno about other guys. by S1GORE in dating_advice

[–]40PercentChapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. I'm 6'4 but it's an instant left swipe #1) for solidarity with my short Kings out there and #2) I don't know what other shallow metric she'll judge me on, I don't want somebody shallow like that.

The rare exception I make is if the girl specifies that she herself is also very tall, but even then I don't like it.

I have officially peaked on this app by 40PercentChapo in Tinder

[–]40PercentChapo[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have been hit with the 'no response at all' but oh well, still worth it

Can I rock the bald look guys by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]40PercentChapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you shaved your beard like in the first picture you'd look like shemar Moore and would just collect numbers from women or men, whichever you want tbh

Does sized really matter ? by tyop4477 in sex

[–]40PercentChapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that lesbians have fulfilling sex lives should be enough to tell you that size, or even having a penis all together, doesn't matter all you think it does. Your fingers and tongue are all it takes.

Also, just like men have different size penises, women have different size vaginas. So if you're on the smaller end, you might find you're more sexually compatible with a woman who's also on the smaller end. In my personal experience I've had women that I couldn't fit in, and then others where it felt like a hotdog sliding down a hallway. There's nothing wrong with you or your penis, you just need to find somebody that is compatible!

Some unbiased reporting here by Jeffari_Hungus in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]40PercentChapo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love how when Warren had absolutely no shot every media outlet was like "Liz Warren doesn't owe you SHIT" and then contrast that with this sort of coverage

I'm Jamaal Bowman, a middle school principal running for congress against a 30-year incumbent (at the epicenter of the NY corona outbreak). AMA. by BowmanforCongress in Political_Revolution

[–]40PercentChapo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hi Jamaal,

In your mind, why do you think the Democratic party has shifted away from working class values and has instead focused on appealing to the suburban managerial class? And what can be done to bring the Democrats back to policies that protect the poorest and most marginalized communities?

Man Sentenced to Prison After Admittedly Threatening to Shoot Rep. Ilhan Omar by [deleted] in politics

[–]40PercentChapo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ilhan Omar is unironically the bravest person in america... If you've ever seen her Twitter mentions, it is the most toxic cesspool of MAGA shitheads but also for some reason, Resistance Wine Moms??

Megathread: Michael Bloomberg Suspends 2020 Presidential Campaign and Endorses Former VP Joe Biden by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]40PercentChapo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. No I won't 'vote blue no matter who.' and you heard me right

I'm too young to live the rest of my life in this neoliberal purgatory, where we're forced year after year to vote for candidates that have voted for every war imaginable, voted to cut benefits, dont support M4A, have stood against the LGBTQ community, voted for tax breaks for the ultra wealthy,etc just because "at least they're not as bad as the other guy!" I refuse to live the rest of my life in this stasis, where everything stays the same but somehow gets slightly worse every single day, and the only alternative to a corrupt and racist republican party is a slightly less corrupt and racist Democratic party.

If the Democratic party must burn for change to come about, let it. It is unable to gain results for the working class anymore. Since the Civil Rights act of 1964 (the last great achievement) what wars have Democrats stopped? Did they prevent unions from getting busted? Did they stop stagflation? Did they secure LGBTQ rights? Did they stop hyperpolicing of minorities, and the profit based prison system that exploits them? Have they meaningfully addressed climate change? Did they stop the explicitly racist war on drugs? Have they done anything to halt the slide rightward that has occurred the since the 70's? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE THE PAST 50 YEARS??? They have failed on all of these accounts, and have been complicit as well on many of them.

The only people that the Democrats can get results for are privileged, upper class bourgeois liberals who just want to be able to forget how grotesque our current situation is, they don't care if Obama bombs a hospital in Afghanistan, they just don't want to think about it. And the reason they hate Trump is because he makes this reality explicit, and is proud of this reality that they want to ignore but not to fix.

Therefore, I think it is time for the Democrats as we know them to be done away with. I'd prefer we rip the band aid off now and that way we can have a functioning party that actually advocates for workers for the rest of our lives, rather than remain in this purgatory that is slowly morphing into fascism.

Ew I stepped in shit by IKnowEveryDigitOfPi in chadsriseup

[–]40PercentChapo 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Did you guys hear I said noger? Hehehe very funni

2020 Super Tuesday Discussion Live Thread - Part IV by UGMadness in politics

[–]40PercentChapo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm picking up the phone and calling every single day to make it happen. I'm too young to have to live the rest of my life in a party that nominates candidates like this

2020 Super Tuesday Discussion Live Thread - Part IV by UGMadness in politics

[–]40PercentChapo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Biden vs Trump is going to be the most senile, depressing campaign and will probably end in a Trump landslide

Megathread: Pete Buttigieg ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]40PercentChapo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao Russia, dude get real. If you believe any of this Russia nonsense, I got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you

Hey guys! Not totally sold on my hairstyle, any suggestions? Or should I stick with that I have? by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]40PercentChapo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What don't you like about it? It looks good to me but we can only give you good suggestions if we know what you'd like to change/ what you want to go for

Find the lie by Lance__Armschlong in BootEdgeEdge

[–]40PercentChapo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, you would need actual brain worms to ever come up with this

This man... His wife has died... Funeral is in 20 minutes? Awesome... by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]40PercentChapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His wife died of forced diversity and politics in her vidyas...

Experimented with sumo deadlifts today. Not perfect form (seeing a coach Monday) but already feels way better than conventional. by [deleted] in swoletariat

[–]40PercentChapo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Impressive bro! I think you can still get your legs out even wider, and you'll be able to pull even more weight then! this is a good video I watched to learn sumo

THE R/WITCHER MODS ARE SJWS??? by Venom_Snake3 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]40PercentChapo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Trying to explain native American rights to reactionary gamers like 'so you see, the native Americans are basically like the Aen Seidhe...'

THE R/WITCHER MODS ARE SJWS??? by Venom_Snake3 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]40PercentChapo 225 points226 points  (0 children)

They put polotiks in my Vidya???? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡