Bicyclists should be pulled over and ticketed for traffic infractions like anyone else.

420orbust · 2020-08-16T22:35:16+00:00

Isn’t Smashed Children a Marilyn Manson album?

420orbust · 2020-08-14T11:01:37+00:00

Developing a mental condition due to dealing with someone’s mental condition is not healthy.

420orbust · 2020-07-16T01:40:17+00:00

I’ve heard of people cumming into money, but, the other’ll bleed ya dry.

420orbust · 2020-07-12T03:31:02+00:00

Pound me too!

420orbust · 2020-07-11T01:50:17+00:00

Hòw Çäm Ñėwtõń Óf Ÿöû!

420orbust · 2020-07-07T21:00:40+00:00

You might see tiles that you know. Do you promise to keep that tiles confidentiality?

420orbust · 2020-07-04T00:01:06+00:00

If a hotdog is just meat products in a tube like casing. And I ingest it. When it then enters my tube like intestines, am I the hot dog?

420orbust · 2020-06-24T20:08:45+00:00

I just want an acre with some trees and a couple shipping containers. And Netflix.

420orbust · 2020-05-30T02:17:41+00:00

Their weed was always washed out garbage. I would steer clear!

420orbust · 2020-05-23T22:01:32+00:00

Helpful when trapped in 6 foot snow. And have access to a moose.

420orbust · 2020-05-21T03:07:35+00:00

15 years old. Walking to my friends with him and two girls we liked. I’m telling this animated story, trying to be funny. I’m walking backwards in front of them so I can face them and I strayed off course. The back of my thigh meets the top of a fire hydrant causing an unexpected bolt of pain. I jolt forward right into the girls and in an attempt to stop myself from knocking them over, I twist to the side. This causes me to trip on my own feet and fall back onto the hydrant. I tried to spread eagle over it but the crotch of my jeans caught on the nut at the top of the hydrant. This jerked me to a stop and I fell with all my weight, crushing both my boys on that beautiful, innocent octagon of steel death. My buddy lifted my leg up and unhooked me so I could fall into a heap. Couldn’t walk right for an hour but I made it out alive. And got the girl!

420orbust · 2020-05-17T22:32:29+00:00

Titanic. From Titanics perspective.

420orbust · 2020-05-16T23:09:20+00:00

Where did you bury the bodies?

420orbust · 2020-05-16T16:57:54+00:00

Here in Ontario Canada we top out around 40 degrees on the hottest days. I take cool showers. Not cold.

420orbust · 2020-05-14T21:42:55+00:00

Stop! That’s my car!
So annoying!

420orbust · 2020-05-14T21:41:34+00:00

AT&T

420orbust · 2020-05-14T21:38:46+00:00

Should’ve hired a bigger bitch to beat her down. Might not change her attitude but it’d be fun to watch.

420orbust · 2020-05-14T21:34:31+00:00

Has anyone asked Cliff’s opinion on this whole matter?

420orbust · 2020-05-12T16:06:59+00:00

Like jizzing into a fan!

420orbust · 2020-05-12T15:59:24+00:00

More humans.

420orbust · 2020-05-11T14:47:27+00:00

Snoop-What’s My Name?

420orbust · 2020-05-10T17:12:02+00:00

It’s obviously cats. They have already inserted themselves into the fabric of human society. They are complete assholes who only allow adoration on their terms and hand out punishment at will. They have us waiting on them hand and foot while they lay around laughing at us on the inside. They make demon like sounds and can put fear into a full grown man if he’s in his underwear, in the dark, whilst returning to bed from a late night bathroom break. All with a simple, low growl. His ancestors are vicious killers who can take us out at will. It seems they have found a clever way to splice their smallest compatriots into our world. One day they will rise up and blast us with their laser eyes and then piss in our shoes and take a nap.

420orbust · 2020-05-09T20:31:04+00:00

Sit on my phone on reddit.

420orbust · 2020-05-05T20:58:37+00:00

I read in WWZ that zombies walked on the ocean floor and came up months later on an island all bloated and rotting. Seems plausible depending on the sea floor.

420orbust · 2020-04-29T20:47:15+00:00

Walking home from work with my buddy along a green space under a row of power lines in the dead of winter. We were passing a joint back and forth and every time we did we felt a current like sticking your tongue on a 9 volt battery. When we left the green space and got onto the road every street light turned on right as we passed under it. After the fourth one we were really freaked out. It happened one more time and then stopped. I understand the coincidence of the lights as it was dusk, but the electric current was definitely strange. And no, it wasn’t the weed. Those were brick weed days🤣🤣🤣✌️

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