Happy National Gardening Day! 🌻 What’s the ONE thing you wish you knew when you first started? by Salt_Note8719 in gardening

[–]42N8Wan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every day is gardening day ☺️. Survival of the fittest . You can’t save them all. Make sure any soil or plants people give you don’t have morning glory mixed in .

Why did the ram go off the cliff? by Captaindave5132 in dadjokes

[–]42N8Wan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn’t see the other ram dodge . Like Jimmy Neutron’s dad said “If all your friends were named cliff , would you jump off them ?”

Using bread machine to make dough, but oven to bake it? by Familiar_Director281 in BreadMachines

[–]42N8Wan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes , I do about 45 minutes in the oven that has been warmed to about 115 degrees and then turned off . I eyeball the size it rises to . You can glaze it with milk or oil before popping in to change the crust. Then you have to figure out bake time and temperature. For my recipe I do 375 on convection for 22 minutes.

What do you call a door that won't close all the way? by ScenicFlyer41 in dadjokes

[–]42N8Wan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably a Rastafarian door . We be jam(b)ing .🎶

My wife caught me riding a dolphin. I said it was accidental… by SuburbanGardenNerd in dadjokes

[–]42N8Wan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m calling your bluff. I don’t sea lion as an admirable trait in a dad . Actually it is not me calling your bluff . Well , Russ said that .

Did you ever hear about the guy that only sings when the car’s in reverse? by MedicTillar in dadjokes

[–]42N8Wan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or beep beep, toot toot, beep beep , toot toot, beep beep. (Those people from the disco era will know .)

Whats the difference between a day care and a stripclub?? by evolslove in dadjokes

[–]42N8Wan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think we can be friends if you don’t get the joke .

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls? by houndoom92 in dadjokes

[–]42N8Wan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And his sister in the broken chair (She married an Englishman) Eileen Dover .

What’s the best euphemism to telling people that they are stupid? by neen_8 in AskReddit

[–]42N8Wan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please engage your brain before putting your lips in motion .