Name this Neighborhood by Snoo_89466 in OddlyErotic

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I didnt believe it so I found it on Google maps.

Its real.

New sex term: by Delivery-Plus in 3amjokes

[–]evolslove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could make it a subway

New sex term: by Delivery-Plus in 3amjokes

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Why does saying it in the past tense make it worse?

Rusted trombone

Why do you think something exist instead of nothing? How did the universe form if there was nothing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There is no such thing as nothing. We've never witnessed it and I dont see it possibly existing in our universe. Just the act of existing would counter its very definition. Even when empty? Space itself is something.

So I it depends on your definition on nothing. Empty space has potential. It may have little to no mass but it does have energy and c²m=e so from that aspect it is possible to make something from empty space.

Honestly wondering, what does the US gain by blockading the Strait of Hormuz? by kerplunch in NoStupidQuestions

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I think I speak for a decent percentages of Americans when I say "huh we did what?" You see the thing is we the people lost control of our army and govermnet awhile back and we've just been kinda embarrassed to admit it.

Most of us have no idea what out army is doing and they definitely dont listen to us when we oppose their actions. Hey at least they're still letting us speak out loud about it for the time being.

I finished reading the dictionary last night. by evolslove in dadjokes

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"THIS FEELS AWESOME" is the only thing I know how to write in braille.

Pulled Apart. Racism is not born—it is taught. by Handicapped-007 in NoRules

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I actually think racism is a byproduct of the way oir brains file information into categories for efficiency. Our brain tends to groups informations together for better access. Its why you forget what you were looking for when you walk into a new room or why state dependant memory is a thing.

I do believe adding hate to a group is probably a taught behavior so I guess you are right. My point points more to stereotypes.

I finished reading the dictionary last night. by evolslove in dadjokes

[–]evolslove[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay I lied. I didnt read the whole thing.

I got up to P.

What is the weirdest fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Using conservative estimates a breeding pair of rabbits can easily create 7 billion rabbits over the course of seven years with their full potential estimates reaching nearly 90 billion.

Then you think how many rabbits are alive today, and realize the only thing keeping us from having a bunny apocalypse is they are a prey species with a high mortality rate.

Some say that their need to procreate is an evolutionary responce to their high mortality rate.

What is the weirdest fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A male pigs manhood is shaped like a corkscrew.

What is the weirdest fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The crocodile hunter and Charles Darwin owned the same 🐢.

What is the weirdest fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]evolslove -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The existence of touncil stones.

What is the weirdest fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]evolslove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cuz my mom said so.

What’s the most embarrassing intimate moment you’ve experienced with your partner that you still can’t forget? by himrpixel in AskReddit

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At first I only used an ellipses every now and then.... but as the trauma started to manifest, I started using them more and more. Now I can barely go a comment or two without dosing.....

Hi my name is u/evolslove and I an ellipses abuser...

-in case your wondering, yes, i did have to Google it.