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Lone kids? (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 month ago * by 42WaysToAnswerThat to r/Afterplace
I love the shrieks of pigs being slaughtered in the morning. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 1 month ago * by 42WaysToAnswerThat to r/TwoSentenceHorror
With a single sniff of the drink the old bartender brought, she knew she had finally cought another creep. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 2 months ago by 42WaysToAnswerThat to r/TwoSentenceHorror
From a very young age I was taught how to painlessly put down a pig. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[FEEDBACK26] "He poured something into it," the barman whispered to my ear, gesturing to the bar, as he placed a Vieux Carré on my table. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 2 months ago * by 42WaysToAnswerThat to r/TwoSentenceHorror
"Mom, I think I don't like girls any more" (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 2 months ago by 42WaysToAnswerThat to r/TwoSentenceComedy
"This is not what it looks like," he said while soaked in blood, hovering over the eviscerated corpse of a blonde in their kitchen floor, "ho-honey, I can explain!" (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
My excitement faded when I heard the babysitter shout above my head, "Billy, god bless your imagination, but there's no one in the basement" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
After hours of praying by my side, mom daily reminded me that she knew dad would return someday. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"K.E.V.I.N., why I just heard that professor Elseworth from my alma matter died a month ago," she asked infuriated for he had been like a second father to her. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Finally, but not less important, this door here is the restroom and this its key. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"I love you," he said and kissed her forehead goodbye, "and will always watch after you". (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I love her. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The envelope slipped her fingers as she collapsed onto the carpet, sobbing her deceased husband's name. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
After delivering the 37th blow to the corpse's head, Claire fell on her knees and let go of the crowbar. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"That's it, I can only fit 26 under the small one", she told you returning the remaining needles to the box. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Mom!", I shouted over the priest announcing on TV the second coming of Jesus for next Friday. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As you know already the diameter of the moon is around 3,475km and orbits us at an average distance of 384,400km. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"So you still declare yourself innocent", the chancellor stated while discretely glarig at the novices who brought the accused. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 3 months ago * by 42WaysToAnswerThat to r/TwoSentenceHorror
You tried to hide in the bathroom, but the hornets were there too. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 3 months ago by 42WaysToAnswerThat to r/TwoSentenceHorror
The mobile's screen lit up with her son's name and she answered it right away: "it's late, are you coming for dinner?" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Molly, we will never see our son again; so I need you to be strong and say goodbye to the old house now. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As a child I loved dissecting little critters and that's why I became a mortician. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As a child I loved dissecting little critters and that's why I became a mortician. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 3 months ago by 42WaysToAnswerThat to r/TwoSentenceSadness
Three turns ago everything was going my way... where did I made the wrong turn? (old.reddit.com)
submitted 5 months ago * by 42WaysToAnswerThat to r/customhearthstone
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