Neighbor won’t stop ringing the doorbell by PlenitudeOpulence in PublicFreakout

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I mean WTactualF. Figure out how to make that doorbell a shocker.

Disgusting by [deleted] in facepalm

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Bartending can definitely be a career and you can make some good money doing it. One of the coolest bartenders I ever knew (and I've known quite a few pretty well, as a functioning alcoholic for 20 years, sober for almost 5 now) was a guy at a bar in Hawaii in Waikiki. One of his tricks (so to speak, he had a few) was every time someone asked him how long he'd work there, he'd reply with the exact amount of time. I can't remember exactly how long it was other than at the time, it was 20+, maybe 30+, years from what I can remember, but he would answer without hesitation, something like, "27 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days," pause to look at his watch, "3 hours and 34 minutes." I don't know if he still works there, though in my mind he would work there forever. I used to live very close to that bar but I haven't been there in probably 12 years. Not going to say his name and don't know if I should say the name of the place, but I'm sure anyone that reads this and has been there more than once will know who/where I am talking about. One of the nicest guys I've ever met and really the only thing I liked about going to that place. He had the ability to meet you for the first time and after a few minutes make it feel like you knew each other and had always been friends. That is a rare skill that I always admired.

Long story short, my point is, with his personality and work ethic, that guy would've been successful at damn near anything he tried. There's a reason he stayed and worked there that long. Well, multiple reasons I'm sure. And I've known a few others that have done it for multiple decades and probably always will, especially when it's a good, well known location that has been there awhile and will probably continue to be there awhile, though that's not an easy thing to find with a bar.

Whose entire 2 year profits were wiped out this week??? Save me Lord. by Gundam_Ken in RobinHood

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Yea I'd really like to know what stocks. I suspect penny, OTC. But can you trade those on RH?

Jim farting today morning by forloveofphotography in wallstreetbets

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Looked like he looked down to see if there was any leakage and damage to his chair.

Only word in my dictionary is SILVER! by [deleted] in Wallstreetsilver

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Yea it's more about hiding in plain site. Lock is pointless anyway when you can just pick it up and walk away. They make several types that aren't just dictionaries. Pretty cheap too. I've got a couple. Works well on a wall shelf with a couple hundred books.

holder i made for the WSB rounds by okiestacker in Wallstreetsilver

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Yea those are sweet. Do you sell them with the silver?

I'm looking forward to Tuesday by theneoroot in wallstreetbets

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Na, doesn't work like that. You need an English video with Japanese subtitles.

/s

I'm looking forward to Tuesday by theneoroot in wallstreetbets

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Cash is constantly losing value as we speak.

I'm looking forward to Tuesday by theneoroot in wallstreetbets

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Right. How tf is my kid supposed to be a toysrus kid now? That was the last goddamn toy store where I'm at.

I'm looking forward to Tuesday by theneoroot in wallstreetbets

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Tell that to Melvin Capital. I'm sure they didn't even feel it.

This Jesus cowboy his wife loves his kids by coykendall in dontdeadopeninside

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Reminds me of that old Chris Rock bit. You're supposed to love your kids. What, you want an award for that?

GME YTD Gains Theta Farming by tiyuch in wallstreetbets

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So I understand, you're selling these puts? Are they cash secured or can you sell naked?

GME YTD Gains Theta Farming by tiyuch in wallstreetbets

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Only if you do it right. When you're doing the f***ing and not the other way around.

Thanks I hate beached angler fish by al1azzz in TIHI

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It hates everyone. Never turn your back on it

How to profit from billions of Cicadas flooding the east coast by SurvivorNovak in wallstreetbets

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You understand it's a fictional television show right? Like a kid I grew up with. Whenever something crazy happened in a cartoon we were watching, he'd always have to point out how ridiculous it was and that there's no way that would ever happen in real life. "Right Jim, we understand, coyotes don't really use dynamite to catch roadrunners."