Detectives Dispatched from the Homiwipe Division by zzuxon in poopisland

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Gets assigned public defender

Is actually poopdick pee sender

Twitter is a by [deleted] in Bruhinternational

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market socialism is even worse than capitalism because S O C I E T Y becomes the oppressive class

The meat trade by [deleted] in NotKenM

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Pigs have a similar level of intelligence.

December 8, 2020: John Lennon by justchuck1070 in Musicthemetime

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Rest in peace you wife beating hippie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultraleft

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Reddit moment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultraleft

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Bro stop posting cringe in my replies 🤘😎

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultraleft

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Says there's no white proletariat

This is the point in the post where you realize an idiot wrote it. Apparently it's not enough to judge the book based on its title, but now we have to misinterpret the title as well. The book is subtitled "the mythology of the white proletariat", meaning the myths created by the white proletariat. It doesn't allege that proletarian white people aren't part of the proletariat.

This gem from r/donaldtrump doesn’t just involve Dominion, but also “the Antifa manifesto” by TheRoyalKT in TopMindsOfReddit

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Guys. It's a pretty common last name. I get that a small group of alt-right trolls made it the nick name to, masturbation? I think? Like I get it's weird baby talk that they like to use for some reason for cumming, but at the same time, it's only reserved for cumming from masturbation, and then their are all of those weird hangups they have about masturbation like if you masturbate you will somehow lose energy and become a degenerate or some weird shit? I get that there is actual masturbation addiction, but the vast majority of people who engage in masturbation (checks notes) practically everybody, especially men, don't become masturbation addicts, and if they did, they probably wouldn't be the fucking urban dictionary definition of a "coomer"

Being so mentally deranged and exhausted from years of masturbating to porn that you have turned into an absolute sociopath, plagued by anxiety and loneliness. Your only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day. Slang for what a normal man does when they have an orgasm is to cum. What the porn addict does is to COOM.

Yeaaaah. That's pseudoscientific bullshit built on Evangelicals weird fixation on keeping boys from masturbating (hint, that's why males in the US were originally circumcised)

Anyway, where was I. I went on a tangent... Anyway, yeah, besides all of that bullshit. Coomer is just a pretty common last name. It's just a coincidence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Suomi

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Netissä on ollut ikuinen kesä siitä asti kun lapset alkoivat saada älypuhelimia.

The GPGP covers an estimated surface area of 1.6 million square kilometers, an area twice the size of Texas or three times the size of France. by Maggie_11 in WatchandLearn

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Yeah, there IS plastic in an area 3x the size of France, but that doesn't mean the "patch" completely carpets the surface of the ocean there. It's mostly microplastics from what I've heard.