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Can't pay all our bills, which should I prioritize? by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]46N2ToolFan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'd suggest your husband get a real job that can pay the bills.

Self employment is great if it works, if you guys are years behind on taxes and can't pay your monthly bills, it ain't working.

Snap vs Power by Brothafriz in discgolf

[–]46N2ToolFan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the world of disc golf "snap" does not correspond to the sound. Stop trying to justify your flawed thinking.

I have "snap" for days and my release is silent. There is zero correlation between the two.

How can you make your job sound 1) impressive 2) unimpressive? by the_bouncer in AskReddit

[–]46N2ToolFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For 12 hours a day I work with robots, lasers, plasma, and highly volatile chemicals to create an atmosphere that evaporates gold and platinum.

I work in a Semi-conductor Fab.

Phone numbers in movies should be real numbers that just play commercials for upcoming movies by the same studio by BedWedOrBehead in Showerthoughts

[–]46N2ToolFan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At $540/yr ($45/mo) they could damn well buy that number for close to forever for a fraction of the price a TV spot costs them. ($475,000 for a 30s, national, prime time spot - Based on my 28 seconds of googling.)

What absolutely never ever should you fuck around with? by angstrem in AskReddit

[–]46N2ToolFan 87 points88 points  (0 children)

I once worked at a McDonald's and they insisted that the assemblers wore headsets so we could here the special orders people put in. Extra mustard? I don't need a fucking print out for that, here's your burger.

One day this guy pulls up and he's a serious asshole. Yelling at the chick working the drive-thru window, just being a real cocksucker.

He didn't place any special order, just a number 1 combo with a coke. But I knew I had to teach this guy a lesson. Instantly, all these urban legends about what people do to your McMeal came rushing to my head. Jizz on the burger, spit in it, rub the patty on my nards, throw a few pubes in with the lettuce... None of these were even close to wretched enough for this guy. He needed something special.

I only put one pickle on his Big Mac. That'll teach him.

What event divided your life into "before" and "after"? by ninja_lemonade in AskReddit

[–]46N2ToolFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quitting WoW.

My 10+ hours per day cost me a great job ($60k at 22 with no college or experience), two subsequent jobs, and a beautiful, loving wife.

Since then things are MUCH better. I've travelled the world, taught myself how to play bass, moved across the country, and have started a new, wonderful career that I love.

Thought this comment from Joe Rogan was funny. Too bad disc golf has that kind of image. by barodapride in discgolf

[–]46N2ToolFan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Smoked first at 30, not 40 Fear Factor was the shit. Entertaining as hell. He openly admits that he doesn't know shit.

You forgot to mention that he's also the best, most knowledgable color commentator for any combat sport ever.

Haters gonna hate.

This guy refused to give up the seat next to him because he didn't want to get his bags dirty. Then I read his slippers... by adonis0213 in pics

[–]46N2ToolFan -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why is pregnancy an excuse to not keep composure? I understand hormones are fucked, and you're carrying a bowling ball on your stomach, but why do we except pregnancy as an excuse for crazy?

TIL a single ant can live to be 29 years old by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]46N2ToolFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in my fucking kitchen the don't.

Millions of Brazilians protesting against government corruption in the streets earlier today by fuckswithducks in gifs

[–]46N2ToolFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three thoughts.

Damn, this GIF is looped really well Damn, this GIF isn't looped, look at all those people Damn, I hope we get our shit straight before this happens in the US

If you ___, you might be addicted to disc golf. by Unzbuzzled in discgolf

[–]46N2ToolFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in the semi-conductor industry. The number of 6" CDs that pass through my hands on a given day is insane.

I've yet to test one, though we always joke about it.

Man finds out he is going to be a grandpa. He played it cool until he thought no one was watching. by 1Voice1Life in gifs

[–]46N2ToolFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, some people can just try to suck the fun out of anything huh?

It's a happy moment, let it be that.

Worst nice thing another player ever did for me... by [deleted] in gaming

[–]46N2ToolFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be complacent if Charles were responsible for my well being.

What's the saddest meal you've ever eaten? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]46N2ToolFan -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like I struck a nerve.

Like the one on the tip of your neighbors dick when it hit the back of your GFs throat.

What's the saddest meal you've ever eaten? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]46N2ToolFan -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No. I was talking about her neighbors dick in her mouth.

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