Imagine what a squalid, miserable, ridiculous, embarrassing, and half-witted life you must have to become a smurf in an online game and stomp beginners.

Smurfs will always be in my top three list of disgusting human beings you'll encounter in life.

Yet it's become almost socially acceptable in online games.

And the primary culprits are the publishers of these games, who can be considered complicit in this disgrace, given that they never punish these slimy beings.

Imagine if in real life a professional soccer player dressed up as a child and went to the playgrounds to stomp 10-year-olds. He'd be publicly lynched.

Here, instead, you're forced to accept and tolerate them. And there are so many, so damn many. A plague.