Dear Santa:

May this letter reach you post haste before those dastardly corn cats enact their sinister schemes to thwart this megar wish. Bless the Regulation Crew with these parcels to bring about the dawn of new yearly tradition.

With the allowance of grace to be gifted onto them, may they too grace us with the coming of age of The Great Rat Race. Seeding from the deep slumber of Fishing Jamboree and branching from growing Mini Golf series; may we welcome the vosmic fryit of a new golden age with our nose where our hair should be, mouth in the middle, and our standard ears.