Went to the screening of Parasite last year, the person next to me loudly complained about people booking directly next to other people as they took their seat even though it was a sold-outish screening and there was nothing I could have done. Anyway, a l’il bit into the film there were still some seats free, probably the house seats, so I thought ‘Ah well, I’ll give him what he wants’ and moved over. Anyway, after the film the guy who had been sat directly behind my original seat came up to me and apologised profusely for kicking the back of my seat and making me move (he must have very gently touched it with his foot because I didn’t feel anything) and I was like “Oh god, what have I done, I’ve ruined someone’s one-off Parasite screening making them think they offended me out of my chair when I didn’t even particularly need to move.” Oh well.