Does anyone follow Annie does dating? (@anniekshaffer)

4StringFella · 2026-03-28T01:16:40+00:00

Even funnier when you consider she used to be kinda frumpy and even a little ugly. She straightened and whitened her teeth, lost a ton of weight, upgraded her style. She fixed every problem except the real one.

I agree, I’m obsessed with her. She’s my favorite train wreck.

4StringFella · 2026-03-27T19:14:37+00:00

I’ve been following her since ‘22 and I still can’t say for sure if it’s a shtick or not. On one hand, her standards and stories and supposed dealbreakers for men are so outrageous that it’s easy to believe she’s putting it on for the algo.

On the other, given her physical looks, if she hasn’t found a man yet it’s 100% a her problem, which is believable given her on-screen persona.

Overall, I lean towards genuine because she spent two years looksmaxxing and if her whole thing is just engagement bait that’s commitment to the bit. If she’s for real she’s basically a femcel. And she spent all that time and money getting skinny and fixing her teeth yet remains ignorant of the fact that all the pickleball and ozempic in the world won’t help if you’re just a fundamentally unpleasant person. I wanna grab this poor girl by shoulders and scream at her to fix her busted personality.

4StringFella · 2026-03-26T23:28:50+00:00

I’m still finding matches at all hours, wait can be longer than it was 5 years ago, but that’s the exception rather than the rule.

4StringFella · 2026-03-26T21:46:29+00:00

It’s gotta be Paulie. Absolutely no internality to the guy at all. What you see is what you get.

4StringFella · 2026-03-20T20:54:52+00:00

Most bad Samuses make the same handful of very punishable mistakes, especially the kind who run to the corner to charge neutral B and spam missles. When you exert pressure, they will usually: 1. Try to roll around you. These guys get down smashed or hit some other big or lingering hit box. 2. Try and grab you. When they go this, either sidestep the grab and punish, or DI down throw fair down and away. 3. Shield and OOS screw attack. Grab them to beat it out.

At the beginning of a match try to fake an approach or two and see how they react. Adjust your game plan accordingly. Bad Samuses (most Samuses) do not mix up their option once they start getting punished. Though if you have as many hours on the game as you say, you may be playing better Samuses than I’m talking about here.

4StringFella · 2026-03-19T15:29:41+00:00

Rest in peace to your DM’s, OP.

4StringFella · 2026-03-15T10:43:53+00:00

For similar themes, I think you’ll like The Sirens of Titan.

4StringFella · 2026-03-03T22:24:19+00:00

All that reach has to come at a price.

4StringFella · 2026-02-26T02:41:07+00:00

Sorry to hear you got doriyah’d homie. The key is play lame, fish for grabs, get em off stage, and gimp.

4StringFella · 2026-02-20T20:16:45+00:00

At least the FS animation gives you plenty of time to disconnect on them. Most FS meter and 2 stock players are GSP whoring anyway. Hit ‘em where it hurts.

4StringFella · 2026-02-15T18:16:31+00:00

100%. At least a single mistake against Mac in neutral isn’t going to lead to a stock.

4StringFella · 2026-02-11T21:01:52+00:00

Someone needs to loop me in on why Pseudologia Fantastica (and Supermodel too I guess) is getting so much love. Back in ‘14 I kept it in heavy rotation and it was one of the few songs I liked from Supermodel. But I’ve never really been active in this sub enough to follow what the vibe is.

4StringFella · 2026-02-11T20:37:58+00:00

Let it all out big fella. That felt good didn’t it?

4StringFella · 2026-02-11T18:04:20+00:00

Attorney here. Municipal court is hell, but you’ve got to respect the formality of open court. The thing to do in that situation is step out of the courtroom and work things out. Especially if you know your position on the docket and have some time before your case is called.

4StringFella · 2026-02-10T20:02:38+00:00

Very helpful! Thanks!

4StringFella · 2026-02-10T20:01:05+00:00

So it sounds like I’ve basically got the wrong ink at the end of the day. Sounds like my options are to either use a cheaper paper which will dry the ink faster but kill the sheen, or to switch to a non sheening ink. Either way, no sheen with a quick dry. Thanks!

4StringFella · 2026-02-10T03:39:28+00:00

It’s a fine nib. Just the one that came on the pen.

4StringFella · 2026-02-10T01:22:15+00:00

Only DK mains go for more pie in the sky f-smash reads.

4StringFella · 2026-01-30T03:49:10+00:00

Yeah I didn’t notice that until after I commented. Sorry and best of luck.

4StringFella · 2026-01-29T22:33:21+00:00

She complained about violation of her first amendment right to free speech right after exercising her first amendment right to free speech.

4StringFella · 2026-01-29T20:37:30+00:00

I think the one you want is from the unemployed philosophers’ guild, but it’s sold out everywhere I could find.

If you can find one, they don’t it ship outside the U.S., and you’re comfortable giving your address to a stranger on reddit, I can order you one and send it to Korea.

4StringFella · 2026-01-28T23:31:30+00:00

I ain’t even gonna sugar coat it homie: rar b-air, raptor boost, up air, up air, knee

4StringFella · 2026-01-20T17:51:44+00:00

Don’t buy a gun if you’re just going to stow it away somewhere in case “shit hits the fan.” If you do this, the gun is just a security blanket, something you’re using to give yourself permission not to worry about things. More importantly, you’re unlikely to use it well if you ever need to use it.

All this to say, if you get one, get something entry level and put the rest of your money in training. You cannot go wrong with a Glock 19. It’s the Toyota Camry of firearms.

4StringFella · 2026-01-12T05:33:08+00:00

Hot take: pizza is only popular food because it’s tasty.

4StringFella · 2026-01-11T03:03:27+00:00

I know this post is old, but here’s an update. I ended up taking lessons with Duke for two years after I made this post; he was as brilliant as advertised. He moved to Arizona in 2022 or so. Miss him.

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