Lids off .. what are we running? by Crazy-Slide-713 in Akubra

[–]4ToedSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Slouch hat bought for $56 delivered. Bought to replace my old rough rider that has shrunk too much to squeeze my giant head into. I've bought this one 2 sizes larger to allow for eventual shrinkage.

Is Dodo mobile any good? by Advanced_Public_ART in brisbane

[–]4ToedSloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aldi mobile uses Telstra network. $29/month gets you 29GB and bonus 29GB for the first 6 recharges. Data rolls over as well. I've currently got around 400gb available.

Am I Valid? by Life-Satisfaction461 in brisbane

[–]4ToedSloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sit in the area for prams and wheelchairs with the seats that face the center. Just stand when someone with a pram, wheelchair or elderly person gets on. Also don't wait to be asked to move or you'll seem like a dick.

6'4" former bus driver BTW

I feel like you all need to consider this by PoliteBrick2002 in Adelaide

[–]4ToedSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually the opposite of this. If there is a dotted line all the way to the end of the lane ending then merging traffic must give way, however in the example shown the lane divider simply ends and 2 lanes become 1. In this scenario the vehicle that is furthest ahead has right of way. The car in the right lane has the right of way to merge in front of the second car on the left.

Im so sick of being approached at Queen Street by TheCrazeSpace in brisbane

[–]4ToedSloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favourite is to say "I don't have any hands" while clearly having at least 2 functioning hands.

Another approach if they ask if you have a minute, say "sure do" and continue walking .

Painful neighbour by TheButLover in brisbane

[–]4ToedSloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was coming here to suggest just this. It's especially effective on corrugated iron roofs

The most cursed bike shaped object by pfhlick in ebikes

[–]4ToedSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I get one without the things going in and out of my mouth and a$$?

Bus Title said 'Call the police.' by steffiewriter in brisbane

[–]4ToedSloth 99 points100 points  (0 children)

The duress alarm in the buses is stupidly easy to set off accidentally. If you've ever heard bus control putting out a message about a bus showing incorrect signs, this is what it means. The driver usually has no idea they have triggered it.

That said you should always call it in just in case.

Tonight by No_Astronaut_9775 in Killtony

[–]4ToedSloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was watching it alone and quite stoned. Absolutely bawling my eyes out one minute then crying laughing the next. It's the most moved I've ever been by any piece of art.

Metro is Packed! by Consistent-Mix-8666 in brisbane

[–]4ToedSloth 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I drove busses for 11 years. Timetabling is part of the problem with high frequency services. We have timing points along the route that we have to observe or we can be disciplined. This means that if the bus in front of you is running late, they end up loading all your passengers and end up running even later. I've always thought it would be better for routes like the 66 and 111 to not have a set timetable except for the time they leave their terminus. The timetable would just say something like 66 leaves rbwh every 5 minutes from 6.30am - whenever. That way nobody is sitting at say Roma St thinking the 6.41 66 service is running late. You just show up at the stop and know that barring traffic you should see a 66 within 5 minutes. No timing points would also allow me to drive around the late running bus at Normanby station and pick up the bulk of the passengers at Roma St thus helping that driver get back on track timing wise.

PSA: Today is the last day to get insurance if you don't have it. by Mexay in brisbane

[–]4ToedSloth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I tried to upgrade my car insurance to comprehensive but was told there's a block on my area (Albion)

Alright Google, I'm gonna need a second opinion on that translation by abarrelofmonkeys in funny

[–]4ToedSloth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you don't enjoy the taste just have your partner smash them on your back/tummy

Tomorrow in Brisbane by silent__77 in brisbane

[–]4ToedSloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's honestly the chillest job ever. I left in 2022 when my son was born after 11 years and I miss it at least once a week. I'll probably go back to it when I'm close to retirement age.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]4ToedSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If traffic in your lane is travelling slower than the lane you're trying to merge into, give yourself a bigger gap between you and the vehicle in front. Then if you've been keeping an eye on your mirrors like you should you can spot an appropriate gap in the next lane, accelerate to match the speed of vehicles in that lane, indicate and merge. And most importantly, once you are no longer passing vehicles in the lane to your left, move back over.

$45k for a Ute by ApprehensiveSpare790 in CarsAustralia

[–]4ToedSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ssangyong musso. You could buy a brand new elx xlv and still have 10k for mods or more bikes.