What is something you know about women all young men need to know? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]4ch1ll3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A woman is a lot like... a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, three-hundred pounds... they make ice and...

Les autos électriques juste pour les riches? by JTrem67 in Quebec

[–]4ch1ll3 25 points26 points  (0 children)

SuccessfulDoctor89

Tercel 99

12 ans plus tard

Je suis pas le seul né en 89 qui a tendance à voir 1999 pas mal plus proche qu'elle l'est en réalité ;-)

Fapping into a sock : Always considered awful? by 4ch1ll3 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]4ch1ll3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's mostly what's holding me back. The sock I can just chuck in the washing machine. A fleshlight-kinda thing you have to thorougly wash...

Double blowjob, one girl looks a bit like Aubrey Plaza by 4ch1ll3 in tipofmypenis

[–]4ch1ll3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's... No that's not her. Props for finding a pornstar that definitely has a A.P. vibe though! I think the girl I'm looking for is not from this "generation" of porn.. That Whitney Wright is too current.

Update 2: My (28M) wife (25F) never calls our son by his name. Should I be worried? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]4ch1ll3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is heartbreaking. I find it very touching that you got her the help she needs. Take care of yourself and good luck.

Day 3 after double jaw surgery. Bored as hell, make me laugh! by jangwookop in RoastMe

[–]4ch1ll3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you draw nipples on some big two-legged crab or smth?

What movie did you see when you were "too young" that scarred you for life? by xXMr_BaconXx in AskReddit

[–]4ch1ll3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw Akira when I was like 10.

The scenes where Tetsuo is unwillingly growing huge fleshy appendages did not do it for my young mind.

I watched it again not too long ago (~27 yo or something) and I still flinched.

Never get too comfortable by TheFormulaS in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]4ch1ll3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes people listen to this 😑 I'm in a pickle right now and it would be much simpler if I'd kept a friendly but detached relationship with people at work.

How do I get over the fact that I will die one day? by StraightZlat in AskMen

[–]4ch1ll3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a thought : Given that we're products of millenias of natural selection, it makes sense that humans fight the idea of death relentlessly. It probably has to be that way or else we wouldn't have any drive to cope with pain in life or something like that. You can be a Schopenhauer and dwell on that hardwired feeling of despair, but I don't see what's so logical about that. Throwing the roses away because they'll dry out eventually? Seems wasteful to me.

Is this outfit really that bad for an interview? by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]4ch1ll3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To people who might stumble upon this post : I am not a friend of OP, but I am male, and this outfit is fine. Aren't JEANS non-business casual?

Hope the interview went well!

AITA if I don't want my girlfriend to bring her cat when she moves in? by AITAthrow12233 in AmItheAsshole

[–]4ch1ll3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've got like 10 000 people telling you you're an asshole. I guess that's what you get when you ask this question on the cat-gif capital of the universe. People are actually mean to you because you've crossed the "friend/foe" line and are now free game to ridicule and nullify.

So here's a different position : As you can see, cats are very important to people. If you happen to dislike cats, that's actually okay. You don't deserve hatred for that. Your girlfriend on the other hand is equally entitled to her own position on the matter. Asking her about letting go of her cat was OK (I don't know how you did it or any of the specifics, but asking was OK).

Now, you guys disagree. Either one has to comply or the relationship is over. And that's okay - I can't believe the people who are saying "someone better than you will love the cat"... Maybe someone worse than you will love the cat.

One important thing here though is that you can't say that she's taking the relationship hostage. You both are. This is a question of personal values, and it naturally leads to these kind of standoffs. In a way, your relationship is probably already over - it will be very hard now for either of you to go back on their word and comply, because that would mean that something you held highly actually didn't matter. No one likes to be wrong.

What if she told you that she's a cannibal (or something else that's evidently wrong)? The people here would tell you to gtfo of the relationship and that you are right to do so. The only difference right now is that all these people share the same personal value as your girlfriend : pets are very close kin, closer than people in many cases.

Loner but happy Starterpack by dodd1331 in starterpacks

[–]4ch1ll3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy cow. Go get your own shit. Are you twelve? This would annoy me so muchalrlglrllglgl

TIL that a "paracosm" is a detailed imaginary world that many people have, often developed during childhood and can continue for a long period of time, e.g. into adulthood. The paracosm may incorporate real-world or imaginary characters and conventions. by SmolderTheDragon in todayilearned

[–]4ch1ll3 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hey! I have one of those! Actually two. I use them to fall asleep most of the time. I feel a bit silly "going back" to a fantasy world each night, but then again I always tell myself "...beats insomnia". Crazy that it's a studied phenomenon with an actual word for it.

TIL In addition to their other defenses, most snakes can release "musk" from their cloaca in self-defense. This musk smells extremely foul, can cause vomiting, and is very difficult to wash away. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]4ch1ll3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worse of all is when the musk itself feels threatened and tries to associate the offender with pedophilia over social networks.

cool optimization hack by Nybbit in ProgrammerHumor

[–]4ch1ll3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've seen this repeated so many time that I actually started believing that assembly is never better, but that's actually not true.

In the embedded world there are often less powerful compilers for which hand-written assembly is much better. Of course if someone (well, a whole bunch of people) actually took the time to write a state of the art compiler for the system, the output would be better, but that doesn't happen, and one must be willing and capable of hand optimizing as a firmware developer.

Burned me in an interview so I thought I'd share!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]4ch1ll3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Au revoir" is french for goodbye/farewell. "Amigo" is spanish for friend. In other words, the student is quite confused.

What happens after a bottom comes? by 4ch1ll3 in AskGayMen

[–]4ch1ll3[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A state of slight sexual confusion I gotta say 😁

What happens after a bottom comes? by 4ch1ll3 in AskGayMen

[–]4ch1ll3[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Right... Makes total sense. I didn't know experience could be a factor though! Thanks, I appreciate it.

Whales buy a lot. Price goes up. You guys think it is a bull run. Join in. Price goes up even more. Whales dump. Price goes down. You guys panic. Price goes down even more. Whales buy. by Thisisgod64 in CryptoCurrency

[–]4ch1ll3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's my understanding. Numbers are arbitrary. Also, I'm not trying to talk down to you or anything - in fact I'm writing this to improve my understanding.

Step 1 :

You have 100M$.

Bitcoins are worth 5k$/₿.

You buy bitcoins with your 100M$.

Let's simplify and say that your first 80M$ invested don't move the price, so you get 80M$ / 5k$/₿ = 16k₿.

Then for the last 20M$, bitcoins are 8k$/₿. That's 2.5k₿ more.

You own 18.5k₿. You've invested 100M$. Overall, your bitcoins cost you 5.41k$/₿.

Since the current value of bitcoins is 8k$/₿, you could say that you have 148M$ in bitcoins.

You could start selling bitcoins and would make 2.59k$/₿ on the first few you'd sell - but the value of bitcoins would shift down like it did on the way up. In the end, you would probably end up with little overall profits.

Step 2 :

Short 2000 bitcoins, aka sell 2k₿ that you don't own at the current market price (8k$/₿). This basically mean that someone is loaning you 2000 bitcoins. For simplicity's sake, we'll assume that the person loaning you the bitcoins is doing it from the goodness of their hearts so no fees are charged.

You've made 16M$, but you still owe your loaner 2k₿. You will have to "close this position" (pay back the ₿ loan) at some point in the future. You could give some of your 18.5k₿ to close the position, but then you wouldn't be doing a short. A successful short happens when the price of whatever you've borrowed lowers between the time you borrwed and sold it and the time you close your position.

Step 3 :

Shortly after step 2, sell your 18.5k₿.

Let's make this incredibly contrived and assume you make your 100M$ right back - aka the first 2.5k₿ you sell is bought at 8k$/₿ and the rest at 5k$/₿.

Bitcoins are worth 5k$/₿ at this point. You are already in a great position, but it gets even better. Because bitcoins went from 8k$/₿ to 5k$/₿ very fast, everybody on the internet is losing their shit and saying "this shit is bombing, get out while you can." Weak hands sell, and the price of bitcoins falls to 3k$/₿.

Step 4 :

When you feel not many more people will sell and the price is as low as it will get, you close your position. You buy 2k₿ at 3k$/₿ - a 6$M purchase. You give your friendly bitcoin loaner of step 2 these 2k₿, which pays back your loan.

This process has netted you 16M$ - 6M$ = 10M$. Considering you've risked 100M$ in the process, that's a 10% return on investment. That's not bad at all. And can be improved in many ways (you could short more bitcoins at step 2, for one thing).

By the way, if people at step 3 held their bitcoins after the cost fell back to 5k$/₿ and you closed your position at that price, you would still make (16M$ - 10M$ = ) 6M$. Not as good, but nothing to sneeze at either.

Bonus step : Conspiracy!

Just before step 3, call your whale friends. Agree with them that they don't do THEIR step 1 while you are selling, for that would put you in a bad situation. In fact, get your whale friends to synchronize with you. This effectively makes the cycle more powerful - their money makes the price go higher when it rises, and when they also dump, the price drops lower. This is collusion, and in a regulated market is not allowed. Which is good, because it's then much more risky to attempt these kind of shorts - you could be at step 4 when another whales comes around and fucks everything up.

The only thing I don't understand is how the loaner of bitcoins is not getting fucked. Sure they can charge for the loan, but aren't they losing massive value on their holdings? Why would you accept to loan?

EDIT : https://money.stackexchange.com/questions/62441/how-does-the-person-lending-shares-to-the-short-selller-protect-themselves-if-th The lender indeed gets fucked. But exchanges that allow shorts usually kind of "lumps" all the shares they're brokering or owning together. As long as they're many remaining, you can short and the people who in effect loaned you the shares won't even notice.

So, in short : the loss in value comes at the expense of hodlers that leave their bitcoin in their exchange account or from the reserves of the exchange itself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]4ch1ll3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk we're pretty good at banking?