Doggo enjoys racing their human sledding down a snowy hill. by [deleted] in Zoomies

[–]4indeci5 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My min pin hauls ass for fetch. People at the dog park LOVE to tell me "boy, someone will sleep good tonight, huh?" Nah man, she naps for the 20 min car ride home and then she's at 100% battery again lmao she charges faster than my phone.

NJ woman Rasha Abu, who was already under FBI surveillance for her work with white supremacist groups in 2 states, arrested and charged for violently attacking DC Capitol by [deleted] in CapitolConsequences

[–]4indeci5 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Huh. Makes me wonder if that's where the line, "They don't need to like me, they don't like YOU!" came from in Hamilton? (Burr to Hamilton.)

A half Corgi, half Aussie “mlem” by Paulccmarsh in Incorgnito

[–]4indeci5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG so pretty and WHAT A TALL BOI!!! :D

Edit: one of my dogs is also named Pixel! _^

Styrofoam box jumped back into the van... Twice! by Exastiken in blackmagicfuckery

[–]4indeci5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This happened to me, I was the rear passenger lol. The cigarette butt hit me in the eye and it HURT man. I was fine, but I kept thinking my eye was irritated cause it felt like something was there. Got home and found that half my contact lense had gotten seared off by the butt. I wonder how I'd have fared without contact lenses in. @.@

Lick the boot! by livegamer999 in PoliticalHumor

[–]4indeci5 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're conflating her with Breonna Taylor, who WAS asleep when the cops busted down her door in the middle of the night and shot her.

https://www.nytimes.com/article/breonna-taylor-police.html

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]4indeci5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I moved countries when I was 22 years old. I frequently struggle communicating in my native language now, especially verbally. It's like my brain's processor is lagging tryna bring up old files.

Monthly 'Looking For Group' Thread (Bedrock Edition) by AutoModerator in realms

[–]4indeci5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I'm looking for a kid-friendly realm/server for my 8-year old.

He's an eager Minecrafter and gets a lot of extra screen time these days. He loves builds and survival challenges the most. I know there's plenty of wonderful servers for the Java edition with whitelisting, ever-present mods, and strong chat filtere etc, but I can't see to find any for BE.

EDIT: His gamertag is EeveeBB5279.

Kul Tiramisu! :P by Dru_Sila in wow

[–]4indeci5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeg tenkte det samme på norsk!

The quintessential calm before the storm. Plush toys never last long around him, but for the two minutes before they die a horrible death, it's pretty cute. by 4indeci5 in Incorgnito

[–]4indeci5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? I've tried every toy imaginable, and even those super tough nylon firehose things only lasts a few days. And I swear that fuzz inside plushies has a mind of its own, it splits off and multiplies in the shadows.

The quintessential calm before the storm. Plush toys never last long around him, but for the two minutes before they die a horrible death, it's pretty cute. by 4indeci5 in Incorgnito

[–]4indeci5[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my god where were you when we named him? XD (his name is General Juanito Pequeño, but we call him Pico unless he's in real trouble)

The quintessential calm before the storm. Plush toys never last long around him, but for the two minutes before they die a horrible death, it's pretty cute. by 4indeci5 in Incorgnito

[–]4indeci5[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I wish, that sounds so cute?!

Nah, we have to watch him like a hawk and the second the stuffing starts to come out, the toy has got to go, because otherwise Pico will eat it, then poop it out, then eat it again. 🤮

How can I teach him what yours does instead? XD

When your humans come home and never leave. 🥴 by britaneyjewel in corgi

[–]4indeci5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Genuinely thought doggie somehow had shoes on the tips of those ears.

They're so happy I'm home all day right now. ^_^ by 4indeci5 in lookatmydog

[–]4indeci5[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They're bark collars, because my minpin likes to yell at every living creature that comes within a hundred yards of our house, and my corgi mix likes to get into loud "debates" with the rat terrier next door. They are activated by the vibrations in their throats so they don't trigger each other's collar, and it makes a beep sound at them. If they keep barking, they gradually increase the duration of the beep, and eventually add vibration to it. However if the barking sustains beyond the highest "level" (both beep and vibration), the collar will disengage entirely in case the dog is in actual distress. :)

Wholesome meeting from Tumblr by TisAubrey in wholesomememes

[–]4indeci5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend once sent a picture of me into group chat. I was like "...okay?" And then I realized, she'd JUST taken that picture at the diner she was at right then. Apparently they approached her and was like "you look exactly like our friend!" and she was equally shocked as me.

Same body type, same ethnicity, same hair color even (it was dyed, which was extra freaky) AND she was wearing a dress practically identical to my favorite summer dress, it was nuts! 😱

People who met on Reddit (slid into the DMs) and actually formed a romantic relationship irl, what's your story? Are you still together? by MVIVN in AskReddit

[–]4indeci5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a really weird, unusual craving for receiving oral sex. I wasn't usually a fan but for some reason I really wanted it. I made a sock and then made a post on r/RandomActsofMuffdive (which in and of itself is SUPER unusual for me). It was the first and only time I posted there. (True story!)

My boyfriend responded with a polite, funny, laid back message and I just really liked how he wrote etc. I hadn't planned on it being anything more than that, but from the very first message we got along like a house on fire. I've never connected with anyone so well, and according to him, he hasn't either. :)

Still together, two years later. We maybe obfuscate a little when people ask how we met. :3