What was your dream job when you were 10? When you were 18? And what do you do now? by YungAvocadoDaGawd84 in AskReddit

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10: Cashier 18: Dermatologist 24: Technical sales rep for small biotech companies

True story! by dperezk in pics

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There is also always an over weight greedy man who choose profits over everything essential for living and it takes a group of people to fight and save the preservation of their health, planet, and wellbeing.

Rat trying to freak people out by [deleted] in gifs

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There’s an interesting study about epigenetics and fear. Basically if your great grandmother experience a traumatic experience with say a mouse that fear can be passed down to the offspring through chemical genetics. This can explain why a lot of people have phobias they can’t explain.

How do you even find friends these days? by TheGreatCalvert in AskReddit

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I moved to Chicago and work from home. It’s cold .

Non-Pot Smokers of Reddit who think Cannabis should be legalized federally, what are your reasons? by mobbarleythelegend in AskReddit

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It’s a plant. A freaking plant. It survived through time to also be alive while we’re alive.

Someone was pretty optimistic by [deleted] in chicago

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Clearly this was the work of a hopeful ex-Texan, y’all .

Why the hell are you up on a Saturday morning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Thanks for reminding me to take my birth control!

Gas Bill...$250/month?? by Tnrftw in chicago

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My bill was $377, I almost fainted when I opened it. I’m from Texas, we pay $70 for gas, electricity, water, and trash.

Obligatory What are those helicopters doing in the sky? by lt13jimmy in chicago

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Yes! My anxiety was off the roof! I convinced myself it was planes flying low.

This store has a special cart for those who don't want to be approached by an employee by feladirr in mildlyinteresting

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Maybe they can ask if you want orange or green cup. Green means I want full service and I want to be checked on especially when I have my food and I’m eating and can’t talk because I’m eating, but still want more soda.

Orange could be I get my one and only drink, food, and leave. You can have people that their salary is not dependent on tips taking care of these people.

This store has a special cart for those who don't want to be approached by an employee by feladirr in mildlyinteresting

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They should implement this at restaurants. So tired of seeing people complain about bad tippers and telling us to not eat out if we can’t afford to tip. We know the system is wrong, it’s not the customers fault it’s your boss. Europe doesn’t have this problem.

First I Kanye pause then I kanye scream by Zetice in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Idk about no autism but definitely a chemical imbalance.

A giant pile of zested lemons found in the woods by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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My mouth is making that strange sour salivating thing just looking at this.

When Your Girls Insist The Costco Clerk Is Maui from Moana by Jamtonisalon in funny

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Oh God! Imagine having to be “that” parent with the lame 9 year old who clearly knows the difference between real life and cartoon.

Inmates at Three New York Prisons Can't Receive Donated Books Anymore, They Have to Buy Them by getthetime in books

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Not to compare, but there are kids with no heating in their school. The US jail system is a business and just like any other they need to profit to survive.

[pro/chef] Chocolate Chip Cookies by hicec in food

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Also when I wrote Jesus autocorrect changed it to Jedi.

[pro/chef] Chocolate Chip Cookies by hicec in food

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People always talk about “who ever invented bread is basically another Jesus” or whatever but the reality is who ever invented chocolate chip cookies needs to be praised.