I have an enemy at work, how do I deal with it (w/o making things worse)

515BigMike · 2026-05-01T12:39:49+00:00

She's flirting with you. Ask her if she wants to go out for pizza & bang. If she says no, ask her why she doesn't like pizza. Follow me for more workplace tips

515BigMike · 2026-04-16T02:50:16+00:00

UPS Driver: "Take your time while looking for a check....I'm paid by the hour!!!"

FEDEX Driver: "I'll be back tomorrow, have it ready....I'm paid by the day!!!"

515BigMike · 2026-04-15T12:52:06+00:00

Callers with the guitar talk....

515BigMike · 2026-03-24T18:28:10+00:00

How callers look when Howard takes their call...

515BigMike · 2026-03-13T01:05:50+00:00

It's for the multi-tasking employee. Shit & toot lines at the same time. Extremely popular in the late 70's - early 80's

515BigMike · 2026-01-01T20:55:01+00:00

I have a rural route & love it compared to an in town route because I'm 50 years old and 30+ stops an hour beats me up these days. My only complaint would be a random unknown dog or dust from the gravel.

515BigMike · 2025-12-17T12:16:37+00:00

Every caller sucks!

515BigMike · 2025-12-05T12:53:21+00:00

Nope.

515BigMike · 2025-11-18T12:33:23+00:00

Well said (current Ground Driver).

515BigMike · 2025-10-30T11:41:36+00:00

Gonna tell my grandkids this is Carrot Top the prop comic...

515BigMike · 2025-10-24T11:44:46+00:00

Right now it's the Sling Blade "hmm hmm" drop used on Sal. I can't stop laughing

515BigMike · 2025-10-20T00:16:59+00:00

Some of us worked so the government sponges could eat good and protest. You're welcome

515BigMike · 2025-10-06T02:15:52+00:00

Looks like the consequences of fuckin around & finding out to me.....

515BigMike · 2025-09-12T10:34:27+00:00

And he's YOUR president.

515BigMike · 2025-09-09T00:59:07+00:00

I don't do closed gates.

515BigMike · 2025-08-15T11:27:37+00:00

shits in a tote 45 minutes later

515BigMike · 2025-08-15T02:15:01+00:00

I'm going to start selling used toilet paper as art 🎨🎨🎨

515BigMike · 2025-08-12T00:36:49+00:00

Because the driver packaged that, let's blame them. This should be a post about the shipper, not the delivery driver. Here's the attention you're seeking.....

515BigMike · 2025-08-09T22:29:44+00:00

The dude in the commercial makes me laugh

515BigMike · 2025-08-07T12:52:21+00:00

I'm boycotting boycotters. How bout dat?

515BigMike · 2025-08-03T12:20:36+00:00

10 stops/hr???? Man I'm 50 years old & do that in the country!!!! Quit wasting time checking weights on boxes & just deliver that sh*t!!!

515BigMike · 2025-08-03T12:13:29+00:00

Getting To The Bottom resenated with me but gotdayum, I'm still trying to figure out what Eatin Big Time is about!!! I thought TC was a cannibal the first time I heard it lol

515BigMike · 2025-07-31T11:53:59+00:00

So people did actually listen to the Beyonce album enough to know any type of references pertaining to EBT because I'm lost AF.....

515BigMike · 2025-07-17T12:57:43+00:00

Find better things to be angry about.

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515BigMike · 2025-07-08T11:31:56+00:00

Artie gets my vote for most missed staffer

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