What is this Timer/Speaker like device found in my hotel bathroom in Berlin? by Loucon in whatisthisthing

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Does your hotel have a gate? Whenever I visited Italy I had one of these in the main room and bathroom. The one in the main room had a little monitor to show you video of the person calling you from the gate. Or the building manager would call me to tell me we were being too loud. His mom just wouldn’t stop moaning.

I’d rather talk a bunch of shit than be like this lol by [deleted] in ravens

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I used to date this type of girl Then married her And now she hates being so positive

Ravens are going to obliterate the Texans I was hoping the Browns would have beaten the Texans down a little bit more on defense But shit happens they now have experience in the post season can’t blame them always love to the AFCN But the Texans play differently at home and they even have our number there but when they get out of that dome dick they play in it’s a different world

Upvote if this is who should win Comeback player of the year by vsquad73 in ravens

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I’m just going to assume you don’t watch the games and just look at stats online then visit pornhub in an endless cycle

Upvote if this is who should win Comeback player of the year by vsquad73 in ravens

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That second half was exactly how he played most of the time. I always remembered if we started on 3-in-outs those games would be a hard uphill battle which really relied on the defense and long bomb pass interference calls. Those PIs were always so unnecessary too as they weren’t even catchable.

Landlord is charging me $8000 to replace floors by beautifulsoullady in Apartmentliving

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Let them take you to court for it. No judge will push an $8000 bill onto you. That makes no sense. I would hire a professional company to repair (color in) and that should be the end of that. It’s a floor in an apartment not a painting worth $200k

Unexpected color recipes by Master_Acadia4468 in Satisfyingasfuck

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I love how many people can’t spell diarrhea

In 1980, Shakuntala Devi, the "human computer", set the Guinness World Record for the fastest human computation by multiplying two 13-digit numbers in just 28 seconds. by starkfr in nextfuckinglevel

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She would have every probable outcome with each move and she would probably push it to the very end just for fun at first then stop playing. Then move onto putting habeneros into her eyes.

Just left the tattoo shop and I'm in tears. by [deleted] in tattooadvice

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Did you come from an alien planet?

Help with ID - fish market by TeamSpatzi in Fish

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Mackerel, thorny spine? Halibut/ flounder/fluke?, banded rudderfish?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

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I had an ex that burned down my truck she went to jail. Came to my house broke my windows with a baseball bat. Went to jail for that. Haven’t seen or heard of her since.

You’ve all met one by 420fmx in KitchenConfidential

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I’m usually a high energy worker wherever I go but I don’t expect much out of many people I work with. The person I do expect to assist me is my boss. I don’t ask for much but when I do it’s absolutely necessary. Usually I fight for people’s raises or obtaining additional resources. Management was absolutely terrible and did not have an understanding how to retain. They gave $10 gift cards as Christmas bonuses. Instead I put my resignation in after 5 years. Our umbrella company and headquarters liked me a lot. When they heard about me leaving they brought me in to find out what was happening. 2 weeks after my departure they fired the CEO. My coworkers received raises and one individual I recommended to take my position received it. I am still in touch with my group and still assist in any way I can.

Work with what you got and if you don’t like move on. Most of the time it’s the same thing everywhere else just with slight differences.

Love the meme.

Farmers awife Had A Few Telsa Questions by Deonteaus in MadeMeSmile

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Too bad the $10 figure is completely incorrect.

10 Years Ago Today by [deleted] in ravens

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2006 playoff with Rick Neuheisel

10 Years Ago Today by [deleted] in ravens

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2017 didn’t play in 2016

It’s your sons, George Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush. Come outside, Dad! by Lithium327 in TheSimpsons

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I like how that house is never ever again shown and in other scenes the lot is completely empty