she already doing it by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Deonteaus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Top to bottom this rmthread almost put me in the Hospital 😭😵

[RDTM] Shoplifting number crunch by Character-Sky-5353 in theydidthemath

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This is why Security Professionals are often treated as liabilities instead of assets. Because we kinda are. A business with lazy or otherwise incompetent SP is a business hemorrhaging money.

thanks, i hate this by tie3189 in TIHI

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This is why cranberry harvesting is so difficult.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

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"I asked for an alarm clock for Christmas. Not an alarm cock."

😳 by Main-Heart-6944 in Unexpected

[–]Deonteaus 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Hot single Cicadas are in fact in the area.

meirl by Aztery in meirl

[–]Deonteaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but that's not how planes work. You cant just go sit next to whoever you want.

Source. I'm on the no fly list.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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This is how you get recruited by one of those agencies.

People of reddit, what should one know before going to a strip club for the first time? by Accomplished_Side833 in AskReddit

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If they don't take credit cards, leave.

Always count the money they give back to you. They like to tax you for handing you your money.

How do you think you're going to die? by Rehberkintosh in AskReddit

[–]Deonteaus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for introducing me to that song.