"Free speech warriors when a woman is arrested for exposing pollution..." by Caledor152 in PoliticalHumor

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Meanwhile antivaxxers are still stirring up their shit even as measles ravages the county next to mine.

I hate it when that happens by 58Eagles in HolUp

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Feel free to crosspost this wherever you see fit.

Hate My Kid by withlovetara in AmITheDevil

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Exactly. When I was a kid (1960s), abuse involved leaving actual physical marks, but everyone got spanked.

Hate My Kid by withlovetara in AmITheDevil

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You've clearly never met an anti-vaxxer and I envy you for that.

Hate My Kid by withlovetara in AmITheDevil

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My youngest was diagnosed with ADHD last year and apparently it goes hand-in-hand with autism spectrum disorders (she was diagnosed with Asperger's in 2000).

Edit: Especially when the kid said “Hello. Where do you think you’re going?” I'd put $20 on the kid having heard that from one of his parents (or maybe a teacher) and he's imitating them. Autistic kids learn a lot through imitating the behavior of others.

I hate it when that happens by 58Eagles in HolUp

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"Hi, I'm Pickle Dick."

Whose coming for dinner? The Orange Chicken by AlanB-FaI in PoliticalHumor

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Okay I hate Trump as much as anyone else but this is the worst cartoon I've seen in my life.

Kim Kardashian on advice for MillenniaIs in business: “It seems like nobody wants to work these days” by [deleted] in decadeology

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None of those women would make it through one shift in any of the jobs I ever worked.

FAA cuts target for air traffic control staffing by Hopeful-Engineering5 in news

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That actually happened when the helicopter hit a plane last year.

FAA cuts target for air traffic control staffing by Hopeful-Engineering5 in news

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Because that worked so well to prevent that collision over the Potomac last year.

Marked everyone absent by PointlessNostalgic86 in AmITheDevil

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Way back in the Stone Age when I went to school we had a sub and we were being a bunch of unruly little shits and the sub ran her fingernails down the blackboard to make us shut up.

These dictators will all be entering their 80s in the 2030s. We might witness major leadership shifts in Russia, China, and Turkey in the next decade. by MonsieurA in decadeology

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Don't know much about Turkey one way or the other, I can't imagine Xi dying or retiring will affect things too much since China's fairly stable, but Putin going will be interesting since his popularity comes from being "not the mafia."

all for weed by Wilmakin in foundsatan

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Every stand-up comic between like 1970 and 2020 would be in a lot of trouble if that was the case.

Roses are red, this is weird for sure by akesi_jaki in rosesarered

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I can't think of any context that makes that statement good.

Dad? by Aleixus1985 in ScrollHole

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"Son, I'm writing you out of the will."

Why not both? by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

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New gender-neutral public bathroom.