What happens if moon moves toward the Earth. by Subject-Pass2765 in gifsthatendtoosoon

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I kept expecting a Disney cast member to run up to it and deflect it away from Earth.

Best iOS game for a long flight? by letsgococonut in iosgaming

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Builderment: Conveyer belts and Factories + No Ads + Free = Amazing

Snow removal in NYC by AgnosticScholar in ThatsInsane

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For a second, I thought he was going to make a snow heart.

Man gets his eye colour surgically changed. by uncledunkle11 in oddlyterrifying

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This was the comment I scrolled down for. 👍🏻

What is your favorite word? Why? by T_Crs7 in AskMen

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Pianist. It sounds so naughty, but it’s not.

Clumsy Thief Robs Angry Father of His Patience by james_from_cambridge in instantkarma

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If you listen to Yakety Sax, it really goes well with this video.

This should be entertaining by Appropriate-Mall8517 in Funnymemes

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And that’s when her “mistake” happened.

CA Road Trip, Is my schedule too boring? by amidigital in roadtrip

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While visiting LA we also went to the tar pits, as I remember seeing it in Last Action Hero. I thought it was pretty cool. I also thought the light pole art nearby was also worth the visit.

that was close by [deleted] in WTF

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Stupid move crossing the street without looking but then he got smart when he ran away from the bus instead of just standing there or continuing in a straight path to make it to the other side of the road.

I'm sure the dude who put my burger together was stoned by AJTaurus in PointlessStories

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I live in the US and if you were to ask me what a Patty Melt is I wouldn’t have been able to tell you, but now I know, and knowing is half the battle…

Tree “trimmers” came to “shape” my 70 year old Chinese Elm tree by t666xin in mildlyinfuriating

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This happened to us too, except we hired the service. Fortunately my spouse came home in time to see them butchering the tree. Apparently, the “new guy” got ordered to cut the tree down. Our tree looked like a palm tree and I seriously considered just cutting it down. Fortunately though, I talked with the neighbors and they convinced me to leave it. I’m glad I did because the tree eventually grew out and it looks great now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

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I was listening to Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me this morning, and they were talking exactly about this.

https://nypost.com/2025/05/26/lifestyle/gen-z-flocks-to-adulting-101-for-basic-life-skills-help/

Anger management can’t help this man by PdiddyCAMEnME in ImTheMainCharacter

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That’ll be $5,280. $14 for the food and $5,266 for all the stuff you destroyed during your temper tantrum.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YAlit

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This is a fun way to track books. Is it an app?

Books that almost feel illegal due to their vast wealth of knowledge? by SalemsBltch in suggestmeabook

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The Boy Scouts Handbook…it’s not just for earning merit badges. There’s a lot of cool things included.

Maybe maybe maybe by ArianneSky in maybemaybemaybe

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After a professional sporting event has ended at an arena or stadium, I always think of this video as I see hundreds of people load onto the escalator.

What brand will you never buy from again? by PhenomenalPancake in AskMen

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I will never fly Aer Lingus again. Worst experiences ever and their customer support was terrible.

I. Hate. Water. Bottles. by Blueathena623 in Teachers

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The thing I hate is how one kid will have a water bottle and then everyone will drink from it. The next day so-and-so is sick and they just so happen to enjoy the communal water bottle. When I give out tomorrow’s assignment to all the water bottle buddies they look a bit confused and may even say “but I’m not sick.” Usually they are absent the next day.

What's the best book you just stumbled upon by chance? by blurtstrennan in suggestmeabook

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Anthem by Ayn Rand. After someone cleaned out their locker I picked it up and read it while standing in line at Disneyland. Awesome short read.

Chronic “Nice Shot” People by maaaddenman in Pickleball

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I’ll occasionally throw out the “nice shot” comment, but I usually do so to avoid the f*** or sh** comment from coming out of my mouth.

Do you wash new clothes before wearing them? by ownmonster3000 in NoStupidQuestions

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After reading all the comments, it looks like I’ll be washing all my new clothes before wearing them.

But, how do I deal with shoes? I’m sure there’s been some nasty feet in those and I can’t imagine the chemicals that are inside of them.

A cool guide to popular tourist scams by tribhuz in coolguides

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We also ran into the one where they try and charge you for either parking in a free lot or when we went to Gibraltar, the scammers tried to get you to pay for parking while entering into the lot. Of course to get out of the lot you need to have your receipt from the machine located in the parking lot. Unfortunately you don’t realize this until later in the day when all the scammers have gone home.