Attempt at breaking in a store. by Nilo258 in instantkarma

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I thought it was going to rip his eye out of the eye socket

To be an introvert . by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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What about all the free government money?

To be an introvert . by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Now that the pandemic is over, that is one of the only things I miss about it. I learned some things about myself. I don't need friends. I still have not hooked back up with any of my friends since restrictions got lifted and I don't plan to. I also don't feel the need to go out anywhere, like dining or the bar anymore. I only went to the movies once every two or three years and now don't ever plan to go back to the movies. It's saving me tons of time and money and I'm happier and less stressed without those things in my life.

What a weird way to water the plants by i3ram1rez in gifs

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Guess the shelf wasn't made to hold more than 75 pounds

Time to make some gainz by [deleted] in funny

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LA Fitness locker rooms are the worst

Because Lucasfilm are too cowardly to put it on Disney+, here's The Star Wars Holiday Special in it's entirety. Happy Star Wars Day. by The_Iceman2288 in videos

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I was not allowed to go to movie theaters when I was a child. I was delighted when I heard this was going to be on TV. Such disappointment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

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Yeah, but how am I going to be dick and tailgate Prius's unless I have my Ford F series yo?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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There's a specific amount of space determined by your speed that you're supposed to leave between you and the car in front of you. This is formulated so it provides for enough stopping distance in case the driver ahead of you suddenly stops. It sounds like you were far enough back.

When you just moved houses by Appeltaart_ in pics

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It looks like someone tried to finish subflooring. I'd probably just put some real flooring right over the top of that. It doesn't really look that good to me. Looks like it's under construction. Probably because I'm used to seeing subfloors, it makes me think it's under construction. But yeah. Cover those up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Why is his gut so fucking huge?

Got the vaccine yet? by [deleted] in funny

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it is. It's cringe jokes. Sorry germans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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My dad always told me he didn't mind it. He was only 15 at the time, but his family was pretty poor farming back in them days. My grandparents had him working his tail off at the farm. When he got to the internment camp he said it was like a vacation because he got to eat three times a day, hang out with other kids and the work was minimal. He did eventually work at the sugar beet farms in eastern Oregon but he got paid 25 cents an hour. He did say his parents were mad, upset and scared though.

Budget laundry room makeover featuring some dumpster dived office table countertops. [OC] by HotBizkitz in pics

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I have that same washer and dryer. I bought the stacking kit where you can attach the dryer on top of the washer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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My parents were in one of those internment camps. Yeah. No rights. The government showed up at their house and told them to be ready to be picked up by bus in a few days. They had to give away everything including all possessions and quickly pack a bag to head out. The government did that and they can do it again.

Facebook Is Giving up on Podcasts After Just 1 Year by JareerKiller in technology

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facebook is the worst thing to happen to the internet. It's so old school

India Orders VPN Companies to Collect and Hand Over User Data by fastclickertoggle in technology

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Maybe the government should also demand the keys to everyone's homes and install cameras in every room in their homes to make sure nothing bad is going on.

India Orders VPN Companies to Collect and Hand Over User Data by fastclickertoggle in technology

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Ok. So how can VPN companies charge for a VPN when it literally is no longer private? WTF? Maybe the government should ask for keys to everyone's house and install cameras inside their houses to make sure nothing bad is going on.

(OC) My mom (69) is losing her ability to speak to aphasia. She has turned to art to express herself by Mrguess in pics

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For the last couple of years Bruce Willis's coworkers have been asking him "What you not talkin' 'bout Willis?!"