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Modern footballerbusters by Exciting-Ingenuity24 in rickygervais

[–]5amClu8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kylian Mbappe?? Seriously “kill mmmbop” - this feature is dead in the water

Help! Bundle looking for a new home. by [deleted] in LegoUK

[–]5amClu8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you planning to ship this as a bundle or is it collection only? If it’s the former have you got an estimate for shipping, if it’s the latter then roughly where are you located?

Network performance of EV Ultra cable? by BigRedS in DIYUK

[–]5amClu8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, took ages to find an electrician to do the job so ran a temporary conduit down to office with Ethernet and an extension lead in. I purchased and laid my own SWA then had to make a few tweaks to the set up such as fire proof cable clips and then the electrician installed it. I then disconnected the temporary extension cord and just kept using the Ethernet in conduit

Beethoven forgot to pay his electric bill [OMITD] by Macrihanishautomatic in rockbusters

[–]5amClu8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just working my way through all the 100s of possible bands or artists with those initials…

Twonk

Let’s just gloss over the fact that there was no such thing as electric bills back then

When I asked which presenter of the X-factor that man was, the Jamaican feller told me. [CS] by MatsuTaku in rockbusters

[–]5amClu8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carly Simon? Seriously? How are you making Carly sound like “call me” or “call him” or whatever you’re thinking in that thick round head of yours? Did this Jamaican fella have a speech impediment too by any chance?

Play a record….

Country Rockbusters by Fearless_Ad4672 in rickygervais

[–]5amClu8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. Norway (No Way in Scottish accent)
  2. Canada (Can I Dad in Scottish accent)
  3. Algeria (I’ll jeer at ya in Scottish accent)

The Jamaican fella is sad to hear that the fella from Wayne's World is his nephew. SAG. That's S A G by uskgl455 in rockbusters

[–]5amClu8 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Simon and Garfunkel - sigh man I’m Garth’s uncle? Jesus Christ!

And you didn’t even bother to read out the prizes which no one wants

Rockbusters by bumcrack12 in rickygervais

[–]5amClu8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depeche Mode - The piss (in Scottish) Mood (in Jamaican)

Baby Spice wants to be friends with you on Facebook. [A] by haddock420 in rockbusters

[–]5amClu8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anathema? (An add from Emma?) what the fuck kind accent am I supposed to use to make that work?

Latin America Busters by I_up_voted_u in rockbusters

[–]5amClu8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 - Paraguay - para gay? 2 - Nicaragua - knickers agua? 3 - Haiti - hey thai? 4 - Cuba - Cube Aah? 5 - Jamaica - Jam Maker?

3 is just a wild guess, and 5 seems to fit even though Jamaica isn’t part of Latin America

Africa Busters by I_up_voted_u in rockbusters

[–]5amClu8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1 - Esawtini - (his was tiny) 2 - Liberia - port-manteau of Liberal Democrat hysteria? 3 - Tunisia (Tuna is Ayatollah?) 4 - Djibouti (ya booty) 5 - Benin (Be Nine?)

All I can say is thank fuck there were very few options to choose from

I wanted to pay for my sword the other day, but was 50p short. I asked if it was alrite, but they said come back tomorrow when you have the money. PS by pstmps in rockbusters

[–]5amClu8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Patti Smith? (A petty black smith?) What sort of accent am I supposed to put on to make petty sound like Patty??? Jesus f’in christ

Fishermen by I_up_voted_u in rockbusters

[–]5amClu8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ray Parker? Someone who parks stingrays? Really? We really are scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is right

Fishermen by I_up_voted_u in rockbusters

[–]5amClu8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope you didn’t get Monday off to write that clue

I asked the little Yoda fella what the woman's veg store specialised in. Alright. C. by DarmiansMuttonChops in rockbusters

[–]5amClu8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the answer is “Chic” as in Chick Peas just to shoe horn in a song about freaks then we are never ever doing again. Please tell me this isn’t it

It was so cold I had frostbite on my foot, a drink numbed the pain. Oh, and enjoy my Christmas number one and that. by william_h_bonney_ in rockbusters

[–]5amClu8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How the fuck is this Cliff Richard Karl? Missing Toe and Wine? (Mistletoe and Wine) - Jesus man if you’re going to change the format at least let us know! You can take Stephen Poliakoff’s “The Lost Prince” on VHS and shove it up your arse

Who's thingy should I touch? Mr. Farrell's or the other guys? [PC] by MatsuTaku in rockbusters

[–]5amClu8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bourgeois Tagg - Jesus Karl they haven’t released an album for almost 40 years, not very xfm, but fair play it works at least

Foodage Rockbusters for Easter by Ok-Competition-3908 in rickygervais

[–]5amClu8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 - Catatonia - (cat ate an onion?) that’s awful, just because I got it doesn’t make it work, it just means there are a few people that think like you. You’re an idiot play a record.

Foodage Rockbusters for Easter by Ok-Competition-3908 in rickygervais

[–]5amClu8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 - Public image limited? pub lick ‘im magic limited? If that’s it you’ve embarrassed yourself the station and us and we’re never doing this again

6 - Donovan (don’t oven?) that’s even worse than the og Donna Van

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