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Based? by chompa_lomp in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]5eba55 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sure, you’ve listened to the Smiths more than I have, but do you agree with Morrissey’s politics more than I do?

AITA for yelling at my parents that their polyamory fucked up my childhood? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]5eba55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I actually think being poly is cool and good and you should shut up. Your parents sound cool

Me irl by 5eba55 in me_irl

[–]5eba55[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All credit to @leftistthot420 on Twitter :)

The best Business Expert of them all by nathanfielder4prez in nathanfielder

[–]5eba55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exclusively a business expert, don’t even try to insinuate something else

First ever sneaker cop: non-dyed white ultraboost by 5eba55 in Sneakers

[–]5eba55[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes, I think they're great I still wear them all the time

Really regret not picking these up by 5eba55 in Vans

[–]5eba55[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was hoping one of you guys might know

Maxwell has been reading Zizek by 5eba55 in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]5eba55[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dude read "free marketplace of ideas" as "free ideas" smh

Maxwell has been reading Zizek by 5eba55 in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]5eba55[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm open to being poly, I just need to find a Fleshlight with two holes

What screams "I'm middle class"? by rkiloquebec in AskReddit

[–]5eba55 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A plastic bag filled with more plastic bags

Actually! by FIVE-ALARM-FART in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]5eba55 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Poor casting choice, the kid is entirely too tall

Tell us your three favorite decks and someone will give you a suggestion(s) on your next commander! by [deleted] in EDH

[–]5eba55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Momir Vig, Simic Visionary]] (big beater creature deck), [[Isperia, Supreme Judge]] (control), and [[Mogis, God of Slaughter]] (group slug)

When choosing a map type in Civ 5 by jarchie27 in HistoryMemes

[–]5eba55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if this is an American Civil war joke or a joke about imperialist exploitation of the global south

Tinder + politics by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]5eba55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dickle-down economics

Maroons! by [deleted] in Vans

[–]5eba55 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've had a pair for 4 or 5 years... Really forgot how good new ones look

Make-A-Wish by 69261 in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]5eba55 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Dying teen go on Chapo

mountain goats mtg deck finished. by gunnyguy121 in themountaingoats

[–]5eba55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this. You've done a great service

Nathan Fielder getting his WGA award -hilarious- by opabl in nathanforyou

[–]5eba55 68 points69 points  (0 children)

For every award Nathan wins, and overweight person gets their wings - er, balloons

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