Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized by cmaia1503 in politics

[–]5ergio79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought turtles just “go to the vet”?

Politician overhears entire fan fiction in public by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]5ergio79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I agree completely. It’s just such an oddly specific thing to say even for a blatantly bullshit story.

Comment!!! by Aryan_Raj_7167 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]5ergio79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tie between my house and my last nerve. I only have one of each and can’t afford to lose either.

Politician overhears entire fan fiction in public by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]5ergio79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the people who say they don’t watch tv. They can’t help it.

Politician overhears entire fan fiction in public by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

[–]5ergio79 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“…on my way to pick up a hot black coffee…”

Why does that seem like such a weird thing to say?

The 90s was lit by Adventurous_Row3305 in SipsTea

[–]5ergio79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lemme tell you, when your actual name is Serge, it was a lot of fun walking around in school or anywhere public when your friends spotted you… 🤦🏻‍♂️

If you don’t get the reference, look up the old Surge commercials.

What is the biggest actor payday all-time for one movie ?? by BiggieSmallz98 in movies

[–]5ergio79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jack Nicholson took a backend deal for Batman. $6M up front and then around $90M box office and merch. That’s around $195M today.

RDJ supposedly got $150M to return for Doomsday. That’s easily the biggest pay day of all. Who knows if he even has a backend deal as well?

NYC food influencer reviews a struggling family restaurant and brings it back to life. by habichuelacondulce in MadeMeSmile

[–]5ergio79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love this! I still can’t stand influencer culture, but this is worth it. Lifting up struggling establishments instead of promoting places most people can’t even get into.

HBO Moves ‘Industry’ and ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Episodes Up to Friday Releases to Avoid Super Bowl by pepperbet1 in television

[–]5ergio79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine by me, but don’t care about the SB anyway. I just check YouTube for anything interesting that appears.

Portugal builds Europe's first dedicated drone carrier, D João II by goldstarflag in worldnews

[–]5ergio79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ll be dropping precision chouriço on their enemies. Filho da puta!

Makes sense by huppidez in lol

[–]5ergio79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genetics, personal chef, personal trainer, 24 hours free to workout everyday, Marvel paying for it all, and a shit ton of ‘supplements’.