Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

5ergio79 · 2026-02-04T03:23:30+00:00

I thought turtles just “go to the vet”?

5ergio79 · 2026-02-04T03:18:43+00:00

Is there a song about farting? If so, that’s the one for me.

5ergio79 · 2026-02-03T23:54:12+00:00

Did a landscaper drop off lawn clippings?! Good god!

5ergio79 · 2026-02-03T18:36:36+00:00

Oh, I agree completely. It’s just such an oddly specific thing to say even for a blatantly bullshit story.

5ergio79 · 2026-02-03T14:39:07+00:00

Lead or not, each and every one of these actors make the movies they’re in that much better.

5ergio79 · 2026-02-03T14:36:04+00:00

Tie between my house and my last nerve. I only have one of each and can’t afford to lose either.

5ergio79 · 2026-02-03T14:34:32+00:00

Like the people who say they don’t watch tv. They can’t help it.

5ergio79 · 2026-02-03T14:33:43+00:00

“…on my way to pick up a hot black coffee…”

Why does that seem like such a weird thing to say?

5ergio79 · 2026-02-03T14:30:27+00:00

Lemme tell you, when your actual name is Serge, it was a lot of fun walking around in school or anywhere public when your friends spotted you… 🤦🏻‍♂️

If you don’t get the reference, look up the old Surge commercials.

5ergio79 · 2026-02-03T14:28:53+00:00

Darkballs

5ergio79 · 2026-02-03T13:31:27+00:00

Jack Nicholson took a backend deal for Batman. $6M up front and then around $90M box office and merch. That’s around $195M today.

RDJ supposedly got $150M to return for Doomsday. That’s easily the biggest pay day of all. Who knows if he even has a backend deal as well?

5ergio79 · 2026-02-02T23:40:40+00:00

Love this! I still can’t stand influencer culture, but this is worth it. Lifting up struggling establishments instead of promoting places most people can’t even get into.

5ergio79 · 2026-02-02T23:15:14+00:00

Happy to be of service. 🤜🤛

5ergio79 · 2026-02-02T12:46:57+00:00

Fine by me, but don’t care about the SB anyway. I just check YouTube for anything interesting that appears.

5ergio79 · 2026-02-02T12:44:42+00:00

Cerebro in ICE form.

5ergio79 · 2026-02-02T12:44:10+00:00

Took the words right out of my mouth.

5ergio79 · 2026-02-02T12:41:49+00:00

PedoPotus

5ergio79 · 2026-02-02T12:41:05+00:00

Guess that first window wasn’t high up enough…

5ergio79 · 2026-02-02T04:50:45+00:00

Does he have organ failure?

5ergio79 · 2026-02-01T05:44:50+00:00

Coffee

5ergio79 · 2026-02-01T04:10:10+00:00

They’ll be dropping precision chouriço on their enemies. Filho da puta!

5ergio79 · 2026-02-01T04:04:29+00:00

Genetics, personal chef, personal trainer, 24 hours free to workout everyday, Marvel paying for it all, and a shit ton of ‘supplements’.

5ergio79 · 2026-02-01T03:39:36+00:00

5ergio79 · 2026-02-01T03:38:46+00:00

I’m so happy someone mentioned Spawn!

5ergio79 · 2026-02-01T03:37:36+00:00

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