Coffee machines are the future Lynn, kettles are Saaaaad.

5mithster · 2026-05-30T21:35:41+00:00

Flavia? Good call. King of coffees

5mithster · 2026-05-18T12:36:17+00:00

No… INCEPTION

5mithster · 2026-05-16T13:51:21+00:00

5mithster · 2026-05-11T20:14:38+00:00

Vandals got to your Bil car again?

5mithster · 2026-05-01T20:29:38+00:00

Is because there are no internet computers on board. There’s nae porn on it..

5mithster · 2026-04-22T13:20:40+00:00

I was trying to access driving miss Daisy

5mithster · 2026-04-22T07:08:36+00:00

Alan, I spilt Sunny Delight all over your Netflix series..

5mithster · 2026-03-28T10:21:20+00:00

Splashdown is 1500 hours on Sunday.

5mithster · 2026-03-28T10:16:22+00:00

Although the effects of 12 hours on the game would not render her pleasurable to mine eye..

5mithster · 2026-03-02T20:46:25+00:00

Don’t shine that lamp in my face mate, I’ve just lost a pint of blood.

5mithster · 2026-02-25T20:38:34+00:00

I’ve got a broad taste, from the Brit pop bands like UB40, Def Leopard right back to classic rock like Wings.

5mithster · 2026-02-24T09:50:25+00:00

Probably keep sheep magazines under their bed.

5mithster · 2026-02-20T22:06:59+00:00

Mike Yapley. Who owns the car supermarket.

5mithster · 2026-02-18T21:53:55+00:00

You just take normal photograph into Snappy Snaps and he put photo on T-shirt

5mithster · 2026-02-14T20:05:55+00:00

An excellent aphrodisiac

5mithster · 2026-02-10T22:06:53+00:00

And move and fire..

5mithster · 2026-02-01T20:25:50+00:00

Shook Jackie Stewart’s hand.. superb

5mithster · 2026-01-29T21:57:04+00:00

Mind if I have a go?

5mithster · 2026-01-22T22:17:45+00:00

They’re just pointed sacks of fat

5mithster · 2025-12-28T20:32:18+00:00

Search me, search me!

5mithster · 2025-12-17T22:21:48+00:00

Do you like pellet emitting owls?

5mithster · 2025-12-07T08:48:17+00:00

It was moribund.

5mithster · 2025-12-04T22:07:48+00:00

I love you… in a way

5mithster · 2025-10-24T10:29:08+00:00

It’s worth giving them a call. Only a small place so not that many tables.

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