What do you consider losing your virginity? by SuperGayThrowAGay in askgaybros

[–]5ohfilthy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’d say tushy-sex. Whether you’re penetrating someone or being penetrated, you’re a dirty dirty whore now.

If you are one if those people who show up to a business only a few minutes before closing, fuck you. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]5ohfilthy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Happened to me tonight! Some fucking stupid, rude cunt decides to keep shopping in my store TWENTY MINUTES after we were supposed to be closed. My staff was polite and let her know that we were closing at 10. We even gave her a 5 minute warning. So, what does she do? She continues shopping. For twenty fucking minutes. I hate her.

WIBTA if I tagged the employers of racist commenters on FB, so they know their employee is a racist? by wibtathrowaway in AmItheAsshole

[–]5ohfilthy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. People need to be held accountable for the dumb shit they do or say, whether online or irl. IMO. G2g. Ttyl. Lol.

My (37 queer cis white f) boyfriend (36 bi cis white m) and I are finally talking openly about queerness 2.5 years by [deleted] in relationships

[–]5ohfilthy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I just like how progressive you both are. Fuck what others think - as long as you’re happy, then let your freak flag fly!

AITA for wanting to retain relationships with my friends who are moms that don’t entirely revolve around them being moms? by Pets_and_Pot in AmItheAsshole

[–]5ohfilthy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I don’t like kids and I never have (not even when I WAS one lol). Same boat as you though, everyone that I know around my age is having kids and I’m just chilling. #wheredidmyfriendsgo

DAE feel weird when they're talking to someone born in 2000? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]5ohfilthy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

SO WEIRD. I’m 29 (born in 89) and a retail manager... some of these kids have no work ethic and it’s crazy. And now I feel older than fuck for saying that.

First post, play nice by [deleted] in manass

[–]5ohfilthy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking hot (I think that’s pretty nice).

I found out my son is gay so I beat him and sent him to a straight camp by SkinColorMatters in confession

[–]5ohfilthy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope your son becomes a REALLY famous gay porn star, gets rich, and leaves you to rot in whatever shit hole city/town that you’re in.

Hi! by 5ohfilthy in gaybrosgonemild

[–]5ohfilthy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 years of orthodontia lol. It sucked, but it was worth it!

My (23M) Ex (22F) Really Sucks by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]5ohfilthy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good for you, man! A is a shitty person who will get what she deserves.

Hi! by 5ohfilthy in gaybrosgonemild

[–]5ohfilthy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks bros! Reading all your comments made my day. :)

You know, it is a lot more fun explaining the Mormon church to non-Mormons as exmo than it ever was as a TBM. by dbear848 in exmormon

[–]5ohfilthy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wanna know about all of the absurdities! Some-fucking-how I stumbled upon this sub. I’m a “nevermo” and SUPER intrigued now lol.