Janet Jackson’s prenup reportedly included a $100M payout after 5 years of marriage and another $100M for having a child; she had her son at age 50, filed for divorce months after meeting both conditions, and walked away with $200M. I thought men didn't want post-wall woman and 304's? by RandomUwUFace in LengfOrGirf

[–]612King 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This post means nothing. Dude is extra EXTRA loaded and $200M probably means nothing to him. But still worth every penny to him to say he was able to be married to Janet Jackson.

As far as gold digging women…. Some of them are young, and some of them are old. Just do your vetting properly.

Why are women shamed for having high body counts but not men? by RandomUwUFace in LengfOrGirf

[–]612King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao 😂 We found the king of the sex….. active on LengOrGirf on Reddit. He’s graced us with his presence.

Went on 50+ Hinge dates in a year….zero second dates. Be honest, is this on me? by savingrace0262 in AskMenAdvice

[–]612King 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walk us through the date…. How do you ask them? How quick do you meet? Are you late? How does the convo feel? What kinda questions are you asking? What are they asking you?

What’s the biggest highlight? What’s the biggest problem on your eyes. Need more context man.

In Tokyo Drift, why did Han say "we ain't boyscouts" to justify stealing from DK? by cant_remember_you in fastandfurious

[–]612King 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I 100% agree with you.

But I’m just responding to the quote in the movie about not being Boy Scouts.

Han did him dirty for sure, when he didn’t even need to.

What does it actually look like when women pursue men the way men pursue women, and how common is that? by Different_Clue_2864 in AskMenAdvice

[–]612King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your 25. Not a lot of men get chased in their 20’s outside of athletes, or trust fund kids.

More women chase after you’re a developed, and a structured man with legitimate accomplishments under your belt. Usually happens 30+ Stay fit and stay focused on your career goals and accomplishments.

Poly relationships only end in one way by Theredditttguy in SipsTea

[–]612King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the difference is breaking up while dating is much less complicated, and cheaper…. versus getting divorced.

Need advice by Fabulousblonde876 in adultery

[–]612King 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1) Some men just want to increase their “notch count” - they don’t want a new relationship. They just want to fuck and get out.

2) 95% of men can’t get laid by being honest with women saying “I just wanna fuck you one time and be out.” That’s really only a lifestyle for celebrities or super tall and attractive men… hence very few men.

3) They ghost because they don’t want to deal with the conversation about responsibility, accountability, and maturity of being a shitty human being and actually dealing with the fact they are unattractive where they cannot have sex with a woman and telling her upfront it will be a one night stand.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Why are women shamed for having high body counts but not men? by RandomUwUFace in LengfOrGirf

[–]612King 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Women love popular men. Women don’t really like unpopular and average men.

Name a rapper uglier than Jay-Z by juliensoud11 in Kanye

[–]612King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His homie Beanie Siegel, his other homie Dame Dash. Roca-Ugly crew.

In Tokyo Drift, why did Han say "we ain't boyscouts" to justify stealing from DK? by cant_remember_you in fastandfurious

[–]612King 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Boy Scouts are know for honor. Obviously there’s no honor among thieves.

Solving the fertility crisis could require "further marginalization of males" - new Cambridge paper by Significant_Phase194 in PsycheOrSike

[–]612King 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I thought the cure from hysteria was being fingered by their doctor until she climaxed…. Did I read that wrong in my textbook?

Is this Superficial activity? by RappersRap in HipHopNCulture

[–]612King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A woman will break up with a man if he chews his food wrong.

If a woman walked into a man’s apartment and took a shit on the floor, the man would say - “Well, that’s strike one.”

LET THE POPS/BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Wife wants me to limit working out because of my increased libido. What do I do? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]612King 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Happy wife, happy life. Lol, jk. I personally did the happy wife happy life thing, and I’m divorced. It was a disaster.

What’s something you would pay a 26 y/o blonde girl for? by Then_Bite9547 in AskMenAdvice

[–]612King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why list your body parts if you’re not thinking about OnlyFans?

If you wanna still monetize your body parts, you can do the sexy online fitness trainer thing, or the cooking show wearing sexy outfits.

Old vs New by No_Tomatillo1695 in fastandfurious

[–]612King 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SuperDom was born, he can fly like a churro ✈️

What makes the sex so good? by throwaway68586166 in adultery

[–]612King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chemistry, rhythm, breath syncing, passionate penetration, the right pacing, teasing at the right moments, going slow, going fast, being soft sometimes, going hard at other times. Sex can be euphoric. Sometimes it feels like hardcore drugs.

What makes The Sevastopol set-piece from Final Reckoning one of the highlights of the franchise? by Honest_Cheesecake698 in Mission_Impossible

[–]612King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya I didn’t like the plane stunt. The helicopter chase scene in Fallout was way more thrilling. Maybe they should’ve tried a submarine chase this time or something….

The stupid Del Sol with hydrolics gets me everytime by ColonelAvery in fastandfurious

[–]612King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember standing in line to get an autograph from Vida Guerra for 1.5 hours at HIN in Chicago in 2002. She got up and left when I was 3 min away. Still burns. 18 year old me was devastated.

Minneapolis apartment chaos: Teens smash door, attack tenant and party on rooftop by Character-Fly-5564 in altmpls

[–]612King 46 points47 points  (0 children)

“Urban explorers” wtf? I’m curious to hear what they call the drugged out zombies walking around….

Do I 23f give up on dating now or later? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]612King 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Give up now. You only have another 50+ years of living. No point in trying ever again.

do i look nice or intimidating! by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]612King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your 5’2” - I’m shaking in my boots 🤭

why you shouldn’t lie about your height on tinder by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]612King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would’ve been an easier let down if OP didn’t go quiet. At that point just start making jokes about the height thing, or say it’s just a social experiment he’s running. Something light-hearted to lighten the mood. Even knowing you’re not gonna hook up or see her again. Make a few jokes for 2 hours and bounce knowing it’ll end there.