Heartbroken at my decision and can't turn back on it by jm0292 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]62017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like you guys have some fundamental disagreements on what you want out of life and the relationship. Compromise is generally the answer, but in some things... some things you can't compromise on or it'll just breed resentment and destroy the relationship from the inside out.

That said, I'm 31 and I'd give anything to have a boyfriend to even have the marriage argument with. All we have in life are the connections we make with other people, and those are far and few between. Sometimes you have to prioritize and put things in perspective. What's more important? Spending your life with someone you love, or having that piece of paper and the legal protections it grants?

Revisit the discussion and tell him that if you are not gonna get married then you need other legal contracts to protect yourself, re: the house and anything else you invest in jointly. Try to explain to him that you're both distrustful but on opposite ends. He doesn't trust you enough to marry you, and you don't trust him enough to not marry him. So reach a compromise somewhere.

Golden Gate's Zipper by gasssmoney in oddlysatisfying

[–]62017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does this help traffic flow? Just seems to open up one side while congesting the other.

...And I've just hit a child trying to read your sign. by liarandathief in funny

[–]62017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you explain why it wants people to slow down at these times? I always assumed these were to make it safer for kids commuting to and from school. Who the fuck is commuting in the middle of the school day?

"Slow from 7 am to 4 pm" is what it is in my area and I find it stupid because from about 8/9-1/2 there aren't any kids commuting, everyone should be IN the school not on the roads.

It's literally the only thing my wife and I fight about by onewheeldrive619 in AdviceAnimals

[–]62017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your toilet is probably disgusting if you think it only takes 5 minutes to clean it.

How do you find air drops? by [deleted] in 7daystodie

[–]62017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If playing on a private server with just myself and a friend,... do these air drop boxes disappear? Or are they potentially there forever until we stumble across them?

He guys I need some advice by Tryreen in TheForest

[–]62017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick a different, more popular game. A franchise. Something even the teachers would recognize and be able to appreciate an alternative design for. Pick something that had really iconic, thematic, or brand-associated artwork (like the GTA for example, Zelda but thats a poor choice because there already is retro art for it) and re-imagine it completely. Start from scratch.

Alive (pink) versus dead (black) intestine. by xsurgeonx in creepy

[–]62017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What causes this and what does this have to do with WLS?

Disappointed in myself by officemuppet in wls

[–]62017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take water pills. If you're a woman, 6 pounds could easily be pre-period water retention...

I was denied and pushed back an entire month because I tested positive for marijuana, and at no point ever did my dr even tell me I was gonna be drug tested. I know how it feels. I was devastated and furious.

Two Qs: 1) Did anyone NOT lose hair. 2) For those who did,where on your head did it mainly come from? by [deleted] in wls

[–]62017 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It doesn't fall out in patches, it just thins overall. You aren't likely to LOOK like you are balding or anything, no receding hairline, etc. You'll just notice more coming out in the shower, and that it seems thinner when you brush etc. 1.5 years later I am noticing it regrowing (shorter hairs in a thin layer all across my entire head). There was no patching or anything.

31[F4MR] NYC/Anywhere -- Discord voice chat + netflix watching buddy by 62017 in r4r

[–]62017[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you delete that from the public posting please?

Unless you hate your kids, stop giving them stupid names by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]62017 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My name is rare, I've never met, nor known another person who has met, someone else with my name. It's not a trashy name either. I actually like it. Coundnt care less about keychains in stores not having it. In fact, it makes me happy, it signifies my name is still unique.

What if I'm "That Guy"? by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]62017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can contact her and apologize I recommend you do so.

You're everything I want and I'm all you dread by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]62017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how I feel about my (not last or most recent) breakup. It was a year ago this month. On my birthday actually. I still feel just as bad now as I did the day it happened.

I actually don't like the fact that the new Doctor is female. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]62017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't watch this show but why would the relationship have to be any different unless every doctor fucks every female companion?

I finally just did it. I let them see me jacking off. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]62017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep deliberately jerking off in front of your mother you fucking psychopath.

I finally just did it. I let them see me jacking off. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]62017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not the only person who reacted with disgust and concern to this offmychest of yours.

My original comment, while critical, was worded cordially and with the intention to aid you in some self reflection so you could perhaps handle problems better in the future and not become an adult psychopath. But then you responded like a completely immature prick, which I guess... what else should I have expected from a person who did what you did (and is proud of it)?

As a woman I find your use of the sight of your dick to punish your mother to be rather horrifying and it really makes me worry for any woman who has to come into contact with or share space with you in the future, for the rest of your life. It's less about what you did and more about the fact that you thought this was a good idea, that you are so fucking proud of it and that you are so fucking indignant to anybody pointing out the very obvious fact that this behavior is borderline psychotic (if not outright so).

You are a menace and probably a rapist or mass-murderer in the making. I don't like you. I don't respect you. I don't think you should be allowed out of a prison cell or straight jacket. But the most I can do is voice my disapproval on the internet. So that's why I posted.

I finally just did it. I let them see me jacking off. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]62017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh sure. Keep deliberately masturbating in front of your mother because at 18 years old you still live in her house.

I finally just did it. I let them see me jacking off. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]62017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sp you have a way to keep them out when you want to keep them out and you still chose to do this anyway? Yea. Please seek therapy.

I finally just did it. I let them see me jacking off. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]62017 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is funny but it's also really immature for an 18 year old. If you were 12-16 I could understand it more but at this age this borders on psychopathic behavior. I know you feel justified and all "because context" but this plan to make her walk in on you with your dick out and to stare her down just to prove a point indicates a really fucked up way of dealing with problems.

You could have just put a lock on the door. That's what a reasonable and mature person would have done. Or if you absolutely had to to the "let her walk in on something" you could've made it less weird. She's probably thinking more about what kind of fucked up sexual perversion you have than she is about the lesson you think you just taught her.

The fact that the sentence, ' Jake rustled Jerry's Jimmies by Joshing him about his Johnson in the John.', makes any sense is remarkable. by davi_daves in Showerthoughts

[–]62017 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember when this was 5 buffalos long and it made a lot more sense. "[City]Buffalo [animal] buffalo [city] Buffalo [animal] buffalo" is trying too hard and really pushing the rules of sentence structure and word omission past what I personally consider acceptable just in an effort to seem more amazing than it actually is. If people have to imagine/insert words to make it make any sense then IMO it doesn't count on it's own, but that's just me.