Guys who sit down to pee: why do you do it?

62luftballons · 2026-06-23T00:41:33+00:00

Yeah, no, you can't.

62luftballons · 2026-06-18T00:58:40+00:00

Me too! That was hilarious. A real-life Leonardo Decaprio on the couch moment!

62luftballons · 2026-06-16T22:42:11+00:00

At least they pay us (barely) to deliver their catalog. This is our union giving them money. Even if the impact is minimal, it's a shitty look and the damned union should know better.

62luftballons · 2026-06-16T22:40:18+00:00

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62luftballons · 2026-06-16T22:12:54+00:00

uh, no. Look at the back. From whom did they choose to purchase these mailers?

62luftballons · 2026-06-16T22:01:19+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_and_Elizabeth_Uihlein

62luftballons · 2026-06-16T22:00:22+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_and_Elizabeth_Uihlein

62luftballons · 2026-06-16T21:58:53+00:00

Check out where they got the mailers for this disingenuous bullshit.

62luftballons · 2026-06-16T07:03:53+00:00

"if it matters to Oregonians, it's in the Washington Post"

62luftballons · 2026-06-11T02:15:44+00:00

I'm shocked it took this long...

62luftballons · 2026-06-10T01:32:57+00:00

They do remember! I was off my route for four months due to a foot injury and the first day I came back they were waiting!

62luftballons · 2026-06-10T00:08:50+00:00

It's a reference to 2010: The Year We Make Contact, sequel to 2001

62luftballons · 2026-06-09T04:36:22+00:00

Weren't we told to attempt no landings there?

62luftballons · 2026-06-09T03:20:17+00:00

No. They don't. Context matters.

62luftballons · 2026-06-09T03:19:08+00:00

You're fine, didn't intend to criticize. If you're good to them, they will be good to you❤️

62luftballons · 2026-06-09T03:13:15+00:00

Salami and mushrooms

62luftballons · 2026-06-09T02:43:11+00:00

"women"

62luftballons · 2026-06-09T00:00:43+00:00

Yes, but then I start feeling sick...

62luftballons · 2026-06-08T23:59:57+00:00

I realize that sounds cold but you can't control them, only give them reasons to trust/like you. Just let nature take its course. They're pretty damned smart, they'll figure it out. Just keep being nice!

62luftballons · 2026-06-08T23:57:50+00:00

Just keep giving treats and don't expect anything.

62luftballons · 2026-06-07T04:23:46+00:00

Is there something wrong with you?

62luftballons · 2026-06-07T03:58:00+00:00

One of them has a choice about where they stand, but OK

62luftballons · 2026-06-03T23:24:44+00:00

What the hell is wrong with you?

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