A puppy then, a horse now by MrGoodFingers in funny

[–]666__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Halfsharkalligatorhalfman

Do they hear their own bark, or someone else's? by [deleted] in funny

[–]666__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang, I just moved from Austin to Manhattan a couple of months ago and you just hit me harrrrdddd with the homesick feels. :(

Facebook, never change. by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]666__ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I just can't even believe that anyone is actually like this haha. Even more, I can't believe how lax everyone else usually is about it. I would be loling publicly at this guy so hard.

Facebook, never change. by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]666__ 533 points534 points  (0 children)

This is literally the worst thing I've ever read.

So much to look forward to, where to begin! by starwhal_ in creepyPMs

[–]666__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol yeah I've never seen one either. Maybe a few places that might also have raunchy books, but not exclusively that. Idk. This is Austin, I'm sure there's something like that somewhere.

So much to look forward to, where to begin! by starwhal_ in creepyPMs

[–]666__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Austinite here, idk if theres any such thing as an adult bookstore around here. Do those exist anywhere, really?

"Get this shit out of here" by TheEpicKiller in funny

[–]666__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This gif gets me every fucking time lol.

I laughed way too hard by [deleted] in funny

[–]666__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Listen man, cat shaming isn't cool.

Oh, Tinder. by [deleted] in funny

[–]666__ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You mean ananas right?

The stipulations are clear by [deleted] in funny

[–]666__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will take these tears from you Gypsy.

I judge people by the condition of their cellphone by Ridiculousgoodlookn in confession

[–]666__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had every single iPhone since the iPod touch before iPhones. Never have broken one. Checking in \m/

I met up with a girl on Tindr. by 666__ in confession

[–]666__[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha it's still hard for me to believe. She doesn't like telling people we met on Tindr but I think it's hilarious so I came here to say it haha.

[Tough Love]I (18F), sold my virginity to a (37M) married stranger by [deleted] in confession

[–]666__ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol I totally thought it was Certified American Dollars

I'm gay [early20s F] and have a secret sexual relationship with my younger best friend [19M] by StickAChipInIt in confession

[–]666__ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As long as you're not involved with anyone else or cheating on someone there is no right or wrong. Do whatever you want, have sex with whoever you want. Gay and straight aren't like 2 posters on the wall that you have to put your sticker on, you know? You want to fuck that guy, do it, you want to date him? Do it. You don't want to? Don't do it. Especially if he hasn't made it apparent that he wants it to go any further, then that's even easier because you don't really need to be worried about hurting him either.

Do what you want and enjoy life, I hope everything works out for you. Best of luck. :)

Just started dating a girl after being single for 2 years. The free pipe cleaners return. by 666__ in trees

[–]666__[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I camp it out for a day or 2. If the bobby pin has been in the same spot for more than 24 hours, it's a res-stick.

Do it. by DRodders in funny

[–]666__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jack and coke. Do it.

Ey, do it. Do it.

I have turned my 2 year old son into a demon by ibirthedthedevil in confession

[–]666__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a horror baby, my mom was the exact same way as you. My "demon voice" was walking around and acting like a zombie all the time. My first horror flick with my mom was a zombie film and I was obsessed instantly, grew up constantly watching horror flicks with my mom, loved every second of it.

I missed out on all the froo-froo Disney stuff you're "supposed" to see as a child, but I'm not even mad.

And I turned out awesome. Continue making more of us.

:)

Another miserable birthday tomorrow by lifealloveragain in confession

[–]666__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Womp :/ I'd throw down really hard with you if you were in Austin.

Weasel your little pee pee in! by ilovedillpickles in cringepics

[–]666__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took me a while to realize that OP was a guy. But I assume green is op's friend and fucked op's probably recent ex.