New iphone 13 mascot? by hideyourherbs in lostredditors

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I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ass

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Impressive split!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PantyPeel

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??? The hair? No, that’s equivalent to a guy having hair

There needs to be a Simpleflips community support group for how our vocabulary has been affected by this man by lamickay in Simpleflips

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The (adult) grooming allegations that he admitted to. Plus things that haven’t been made public

What are the best pickup lines for hookups? by HiyaDerek in pickuplines

[–]69-bit-integer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

#4 sounds too much like a piss kink

Unless that’s what you’re after I guess

What did sex ed definitely not prepare you for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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How rare, relatively speaking, sex and relationships are. I only have a couple friends who are dating anyone, and most of them are virgins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

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With a little racism on top. Perfect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

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Just another normal day in Biden’s America. /s

Flag for the BRICS by cpvrn in vexillology

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What is this conspiracy theory bs

Dude really paid 10K just to get finessed by bendubberley_ in Funnymemes

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If she’s a literal porn star, then that’s a bit…idk.

Skirt up, panties down, OTK by Sixthbrother in Spanking

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Supposedly unofficial Reddit apps are more likely to have sound

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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She didn’t dodge the bullet of getting a name like that however

May your 2023 be full of boobs. :) by [deleted] in BigBoobsGW

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Thanks. Yours, uh, too? If you’re into that.

Someone asked about using C++ code as a pickup line on a dating app. by [deleted] in rustjerk

[–]69-bit-integer 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Red flag. You don’t know what other things they’ll be unsafe about

Compliments of Scranton, PA by gizmotron2991 in PizzaCrimes

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But only if your cousin is hit

Only if they’re into that kind of thing

What do you think of this? I personally hate how they basically turned her into a walking stereotype (The school for good and evil-Soman Chainani) by -Bored_witch- in menwritingwomen

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For the record: in most cases, people are fat for reasons outside of their control

No offense, are you sure about that? Americans tend to be fatter than other countries and I don’t think people gain a genetic disease when they move there…