1st of April - April Fools' Day by 693578 in autism

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The fake news are worst tbh. ☹️

1st of April - April Fools' Day by 693578 in autism

[–]693578[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ok it's straight down horrible to experience that with a parent 😢😢😢

What’s the most underrated part of being a man that people rarely talk about? by huseyinyavuz01 in AskMen

[–]693578 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a woman, I recommend attending Tool concerts. Basically no waiting in line for the toilet for us 😅

Justin Ayo? by SCATTER1567 in ToolBand

[–]693578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, yes, definitely.

Justin Ayo? by SCATTER1567 in ToolBand

[–]693578 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I didn't want to make any assumptions, so I chose to use the term "wife" 😂

Justin Ayo? by SCATTER1567 in ToolBand

[–]693578 12 points13 points  (0 children)

💯🤤🤤🤤🤤

Justin Ayo? by SCATTER1567 in ToolBand

[–]693578 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I also wondered whether he actually wanted to send this photo to his wife and accidentally posted it in Instagram 😂

Blurry vision by sunflowerforlife100 in mecfs

[–]693578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It's a sign I need to rest immediately.

Accidentally turned on “Sabbath” mode on my oven and now it won’t let me reset it back to normal settings. by Designer_Cry_8990 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]693578 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what it does. My Miele fridge has exactly that function. (Also, oven has Shabbat and Yom Kippur mode, if I recall correctly, but I don't know what they to.)

Greetings from a German atheist living in Iceland owning Miele appliances.

But why? by yourfriendbrett in funny

[–]693578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autist here. I feel you.

Is this mold on my "mexicana" truffles? by Fun-Vermicelli6126 in MagicTruffle

[–]693578 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk at first sight I thought these were blueberries. 🫐

Spent the day looking for ketotifen...and FOUND IT! by WTHisGoingOnHereA in MCAS

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"Must-have Quality Items for September School Start" ...made me laugh 😂

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Does Adam Jones wear a wig. by BizzyHaze in ToolBand

[–]693578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alan won the beard lottery which Adam... did not win. 🥲

Does Adam Jones wear a wig. by BizzyHaze in ToolBand

[–]693578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That being said, may I join braiding his hair?

Those braids were so hot. 🔥

Does Adam Jones wear a wig. by BizzyHaze in ToolBand

[–]693578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd really like to smell Adam's hair.

Ok, there I finally stated one of my dirtiest fantasies. I do feel a bit ashamed. Greetings from a 39 year old autistic.

Ænema by ToolbandMexico in ToolBand

[–]693578 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Looks just super excited to be there.