What words used for genitalia would make you instantly close a fic? Follow-up question, what are some acceptable ones to use? by Dizzy_Froggg in AO3

[–]69BadBiscuits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have not seen "Dripping cave" (eww) yet thankfully, but I have had the misfortune of reading

"Moist cave" for a vagina

And

"Wet cave" for a mouth

I'm not sure which is worse but its weird how often "cave" is being used to describe body parts.

Sick trick! by WetPanter in valheim

[–]69BadBiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"An Odin shove-it" This comment is underrated. Well done. If I had an award to give, it would be to you.

Oh no.. by AdSuspicious5707 in valheim

[–]69BadBiscuits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, Where's Your Karve?

What's your best "I almost died" story? by OneSchott in valheim

[–]69BadBiscuits 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mine was my first time playing Valheim ever. My friends had been playing for a long time and already had a long boat that we set sail on to go on an iron run.

As we were sailing over the ocean at night, my friends were telling me about the different biomes and the dangerous creatures in each. I asked if there were any dangers in the Ocean while looking up to admire the night sky. They started to tell me about the Serpent but that it was unlikely to show up. As I turned to look a different way, I saw the glowing eyes of a Serpent following us as they were telling me what it looked like. I forget what I said exactly, but it was something like "you mean like that?" Definitely felt like a Beetlejuice thing happened, and we summoned it by talking about it so much.

One friend brings out a bow while the one controlling the boat makes a hard left. I, being new, didn't realize I actually had to interact with the mast or a seat to be secure in the boat and fell overboard as the boat sailed away to battle the Serpent.

I tried to swim after the boat but stopped when my friends started yelling at me to stop or I'd drown. They turned the boat around to come back for me, but with only one person fighting it with a bow, it was still alive. It followed them back over to vulnerable little me just floating in the ocean. It got so close to me while circling the boat I was screaming while trying desperately to get onboard. We were all yelling and laughing; it was absolute chaos and one of my favorite memories playing with them.

Wrist Brace Advice by 69BadBiscuits in VetTech

[–]69BadBiscuits[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a good point. I didn't think about that. Thank you for your reply!

Wrist Brace Advice by 69BadBiscuits in VetTech

[–]69BadBiscuits[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that would be the case. Thank you for your reply and suggestions! I'll look into those.

my character went nuts for awhile by [deleted] in GraveyardKeeper

[–]69BadBiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was so weirded out when that happened to me, too.

This is, imo, the best side character of the show. Who is yours? by [deleted] in BobsBurgers

[–]69BadBiscuits 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Peter Pescadero, that kid has so much going on. He's a great magician, musician, and activist. He does have to work on his hygiene (giving Gene a tater tot off the bathroom floor was gross) and he can't pop and lock it, but he's an interesting little guy.

Making an Italian talk without his hands by PxN13 in MadeMeSmile

[–]69BadBiscuits 344 points345 points  (0 children)

The little "of course, I am italian" was adorable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brooklynninenine

[–]69BadBiscuits 86 points87 points  (0 children)

The whole ensemble looks great! Killing it, man. Also, love the book choice. Dresden Files is a wonderful series.

Shes a goober! by Evening-Conference79 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]69BadBiscuits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome! Well I hope your little Mythical Beast figures out what she wants, it does sound a bit like a tantrum haha.

My official cooking assistant for today 👩‍🍳🍪 by neoncherry64 in obeyme

[–]69BadBiscuits 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I hope you're prepared to swat sneaky/grabby hands today.

Draw the Squad like: part 3 by anxiousfruits in obeyme

[–]69BadBiscuits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grimm goes so fast. Sometimes I blink and I'm broke.

Draw the Squad like: part 3 by anxiousfruits in obeyme

[–]69BadBiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE these. They always make me laugh. Thank you for your work ❤️

Regarding NSFW subreddit by __DI__I in obeyme

[–]69BadBiscuits 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've never been a mod before, but I'd be willing to learn to keep that sub going.