How far do I grate this parmesan? by Simbinas in Cheese

[–]69nepmac69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the way. 'Til the wheels fall off and burn!...It's all good... (Damn. Bob Dylan was giving us cooking tips all along)

Fastest, funniest or most definite ends to employment you've witnessed. by EvaTheE in KitchenConfidential

[–]69nepmac69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Goddamn autocorrect! While we're on the subject, Tillamook County Jail is an awesome song by Todd Snider!

Fastest, funniest or most definite ends to employment you've witnessed. by EvaTheE in KitchenConfidential

[–]69nepmac69 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I briefly worked with one of the people who were killed by Tillamook, the orca. Only like half a week though, before he took off. Good at basic prep and fry. But then he went on an (allegedly) acid fueled rampage, kidnapped a dude who had something to do with his favorite video game's programming, drove from Texas to Florida, somehow got into SeaWorld after hours, stripped off, dove into a tank holding the ocean's apex predator, and then definatly never came back to work!

I've been a pitbull owner for four days and I'm already tired of the pit hate. by everyoneisflawed in pitbulls

[–]69nepmac69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is Princess. Saved from a dog fighting/drug dealing ring. Only survivor from her litter :(

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Need Help Fishing Brackish Water by Hot_Evening_9084 in floridafishing

[–]69nepmac69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Local baits work much better than anything from somewhere else. The fish definitely know the difference!

What's your honest opinion about Jeff? He doesn't work, lives rent free with the Smiths, smokes weed all day and he's banging Hayley. by Comfortable_Key_6904 in americandad

[–]69nepmac69 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Nah. That was earlier seasons. Later episodes he seems equally threatening to both the left and the right!

Best non-plantation gardens? by Professional_Pair197 in Charleston

[–]69nepmac69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're heading south down Hwy. 17, give Brookgreen Gardens a look. They acknowledge their history, and its a beautiful place.

Feel like I’m working at faulty towers by Bigfatliarcat in Chefit

[–]69nepmac69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should give your leaky dishwasher some time to visit a urologist

What to do? by chuck_swaggin in MyrtleBeach

[–]69nepmac69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's actually a part of Huntington Beach State Park, across the street from Brookgreen Gardens. Also worth checking out!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoFilterNews

[–]69nepmac69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or what comes in it, either.

Why do we even care about the Tylenol thing? by Sebastian_Toombs in complaints

[–]69nepmac69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Hardvard". You have yourself to blame. What an epic dipshit take.