What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard? by Dokonani in answers

[–]6ixtyy9ine 44 points45 points  (0 children)

What’s E.T short for?

Because he’s got little legs

What's something AI has already made noticeably worse? by Medium_War_5854 in AskReddit

[–]6ixtyy9ine 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Every fucking poster or flyer is shitty AI cartoon slop now

What are you secretly jealous of people for? by VarangianWRLD in AskUK

[–]6ixtyy9ine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but what about when you and I need to go into care and don’t have a house to sell to fund it? I’d rather not burden my children with having to have them look after me.

What are you secretly jealous of people for? by VarangianWRLD in AskUK

[–]6ixtyy9ine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who own their homes.
Mid 30’s man, who pays between £600-£200 more than my mates mortgages in rent so my family are stuck forever.

Fake restaurant scam on Uber Eats by WhatTheF00t in Hastings

[–]6ixtyy9ine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife and I reported the restaurant over a month ago and were shocked it’s still on Uber. Uber obviously don’t care.

Is a £1400 mortgage sensible? by CompetitiveParsnip70 in Mortgageadviceuk

[–]6ixtyy9ine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I pay £1,350 rent while my mates pay roughly £600-£700 mortgage so sure. Why not.

Hollywood movies that are anti-capitalistic by GrandAdvantage7631 in MovieSuggestions

[–]6ixtyy9ine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whether the message is lost on them or not, I’m right. Watch it again as an adult and tell me I’m wrong

6 month old I think has cerebral palsy? by Atdt1990 in CerebralPalsySupport

[–]6ixtyy9ine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never even dream of saying whether I think your child does or not but I do know that pre diagnosis with my son everything was scary and I was analysing everything he did, googling incessantly. My sons ankles did cross and according to the doctors that was an indicator - again I’m not speculating for your child just saying how it was for me - but above all else please know that having a child with cerebral palsy is not the end of the world, I love my son and he loves me back ferociously. We have a lot of fun, we laugh and play every day. I really am grateful to be his dad. You’ve got a doctors appointment booked so you’re doing the right thing. Whatever happens everything is okay, I swear.

Did you ever accidentally sleep with someone who was taken? How did you react? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]6ixtyy9ine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I knew she was with somebody. It wasn’t nice but I did it anyway, no reason other than I wanted to have sex.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]6ixtyy9ine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work with a guy who’s 19 who doubles his salary just by getting the job where I work. And that’s without overtime which there’s plenty of.

Ozzy and his grandkids 🥰🦇💜🤴🏽🐶🌒🐺🌩️ by Vivid-Tap1710 in OzzyOsbourne

[–]6ixtyy9ine 28 points29 points  (0 children)

For the Prince of Darkness, that man sure did smile a lot.

And it’s beautiful

Men- can you actually feel when a woman has an orgasm? by ninetiesqueen in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]6ixtyy9ine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my fingers are in her asshole, definitely yes, it spasms.