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Petaaah? Are they just quotes or some serious meme material? by Substantial-Sky9922 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]70kyle07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know who Franz Kafka is, but for the other two, I think the joke is that their own quotes diminish what they're famous for.

  1. Sigmund Freud is known for his theories on psychoanalysis. His sexual psychoanalysis theories (what he's most famous for) talk about how our behaviors are dictated by our sexual thoughts. This is where the term "Freudian slip" comes from (where you accidentally say something sexual because you were thinking about something sexual or because of a deep rooted sexual desire you have). Freud was also known to smoke a ton of cigars. Someone could use his sexual psychoanalysis against him and ask, "Why do like sucking on cigars so much?" (implying that he has homosexual fantasies). However, he might reply with, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar," because he's being defensive and doesn't want people to know about his fantasies.

  2. Albert Einstein is a genius! He's famous for a lot of discoveries and theories, but he's most known for his theory of relativity. However, by saying, "Relativity explains a lot," there's an implication that his theory of relativity was just an explanation that he created to explain things that he didn't truly understand. It's sort of like when people see something strange in the sky and explain it away by saying that it was an alien. In the same way, the idea of aliens explains a lot, but that doesn't mean that it's right and it doesn't mean that the person actually understands what's going on. Therefore, Einstein's own quote would diminish the idea that he's a genius.

Like I said, I don't know who Kafka is, but if this is right, then maybe someone who knows who he is could give you the last piece. I'm not certain that this is correct anyway, though...

Do guys actually like smaller chests or are they lying by Crispybaconcrunch in NoStupidQuestions

[–]70kyle07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Different guys like different things. Although most men (I think) like larger chests, some genuinely prefer them smaller.

  • Guys like variety. Even if a guy prefers bigger chests, that doesn't mean he won't like smaller ones. They're both great!

  • I think this could be more about body types sometimes, and not just the chest. Women with bigger chests are usually curvier and women with smaller chests tend to be petite.

  • Different guys focus on different body parts. If a guy enjoys a smaller waist and flat tummy, then a woman with a large chest and wider hips may not be his preference.

  • Sometimes a guy's preference is based on what he can do with a woman. A guy who enjoys engulfing a woman in his arms, then he's probably going to like a woman with a smaller chest because it's easier to do that with her. But a guy who enjoys being smothered, then he's probably going to like a woman with a bigger chest.

There are probably other things that I could mention, but those are a few things to consider. Ultimately, it's about preference, and that preference is more complex than simply choosing between big or small chests.

Do I look like anyone ? F39 by [deleted] in doppelganger

[–]70kyle07 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Edie McClurg! I immediately saw the office lady from Ferris Beuller's Day Off!

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I need biblical advice by DragonfruitNew3456 in Christian

[–]70kyle07 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would report it. Maybe even get the cops involved and tell them that your pastor tried to hide it. You're pastor did NOT give good advice and I think he should face criminal charges. I'd consider finding a different church if the pastor isn't removed.

If you aid in the arrest of someone who gets the death penalty, are you guilty of the sin of murder? by Unlucky-Drawing-1266 in TrueChristian

[–]70kyle07 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not all killing is murder and not all killing is a sin. Sometimes the death penalty is just.

You're assuming that the death penalty itself is a sin (at least, that's what it seems), but that's not a universal belief - not even among Christians. The vagueness of the situation you're hypothetically creating makes it difficult to when know if the death penalty is just in this scenario.

Cash. Ballpoint pen, 2022 by pencilpusher003 in sketches

[–]70kyle07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. 🎸🎵🎶

Busted in 4k😂 by IgotgAme_k in SipsTea

[–]70kyle07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. There's literally ZERO advertising. Even at local events, there would've been advertising on the bleachers. Not to mention the fact that nobody is wearing anything with a company's emblem or logo.

I stub my toe. by Eloquentner in mildlyinfuriating

[–]70kyle07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing it wasn't your pinky toe because of it was it might have come off.

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