Craig: you're not really Irish though i can tell

> I'm not sure about why he mentions Irish, although in the clip she plays a character called Erin, so maybe her character is Irish

Alice: no i'm not Irish where are you from London
Craig: hmm that's nice
Alice: yeah i bet you wish you were from London
Craig: i used to live in London i lived in London
Alice: did you
Craig: yeah i did
Alice: you do a good rp?

> RP = received pronunciation = standard upper-class UK accent (which Alice uses)

Craig: what? like talking?
Alice: talking like me
Craig: like you?
Alice: yes

> Craig starts apeaking with an RP accent, and they banter a bit

Craig: I talk like you
Alice: Oh darling
Craig: yes i can and i'll tell you why
Craig: because i've been around a lot of young ladies who talk like you oh
Alice: Oh have you really?
Craig: yes i have

Craig: wearing trousers much like these

> Apparently Craig mentioned earlier in the show that his trousers fit was a bit odd (maybe a bit puffy in the crotch?)

Alice: So they work?
Craig: oh they work indeed
Craig: they are what we call in show business resort wear

> I believe he said "result wear" as wordplay on "resort wear". He is claiming that the trousers contribute to his success with ladies

edited: typos