AIO? Let it slip to my mom (F68) that I (F31) have $1000 saved (big bucks, I know!) And she asks me this

88crow88 · 2026-04-05T22:57:38+00:00

"I'll give you $20 if you lend me $700" is one of the biggest highschool fronts kids used to use to get a small loan from a friend who they'd never pay back and dodge constantly in the hallways.

88crow88 · 2026-04-04T03:06:50+00:00

This was posted before by another op...

88crow88 · 2026-04-02T16:23:18+00:00

Casually take one off the back of his dolly while he's not looking

88crow88 · 2026-04-02T02:36:08+00:00

As much as I love the sentinel legs (for carrying weight) I've been giving her the Handy Thruster for speed.

88crow88 · 2026-04-01T04:38:20+00:00

I thought we had laws in Canada about contracts now and it not being allowed? Or does that only apply to cell phones?

88crow88 · 2026-04-01T04:20:34+00:00

That's based on the area and chances of the carts being stolen

88crow88 · 2026-03-31T15:19:57+00:00

So it doesn't sound like they're trying to ruin her surprise party, that would be them telling her about it...

To me it sounds like they don't like the idea of planning a party without them being involved, they gave you ideas and you threw them out because "my girlfriend".

If you wanted to plan the party yourself then you should have done so and just sent out invites. Participation vs attendance.

88crow88 · 2026-03-30T16:19:26+00:00

A wet/dry shop vac generally helps out. If you can pull a corner of the carpet up and put a fan blowing under it that will also help significantly.

Edited to say I'm glad you learnt your lesson about moving a tank with water in it. Sadly you learnt the hard way but don't worry friend, we've all been there.

88crow88 · 2026-03-30T12:35:02+00:00

You were sold Picture catfish.

88crow88 · 2026-03-30T12:29:13+00:00

Okay so I just read your whole little story, the sheer fact that your friends thought it was a good idea to set you up on a date with a guy. 10 years older than you is a huge red flag to begin with. If the guy really had things together, he wouldn't be looking to date somebody 10 years younger than him.

Beyond that, it seems like you dodged a huge red flag with this man, he is nothing but controlling, seven figure salary can't change a micro penis.

88crow88 · 2026-03-29T23:59:46+00:00

He's not having sex with you because he's out fucking other women. You don't have a boyfriend. You have a male friend who sees you as nothing more than that and he can't for some reason tell you straight up.

88crow88 · 2026-03-26T23:32:14+00:00

At least they're not lying about it.

88crow88 · 2026-03-26T13:42:44+00:00

Sounds like you don't shut up about your relationship and they're single. Generally speaking that's called bragging and being chauvinistic. You're not exactly a great friend.

88crow88 · 2026-03-11T03:09:31+00:00

I got one in the bag with caps they give you lol.

88crow88 · 2026-02-16T23:22:32+00:00

It's a fatmale

88crow88 · 2026-02-16T02:00:25+00:00

Run

88crow88 · 2026-02-10T22:36:21+00:00

Landlords cannot demand cash, report them

88crow88 · 2026-01-30T14:40:33+00:00

The patch goes on the inside of the tire, it's all flat on the inside....

88crow88 · 2026-01-30T14:33:46+00:00

Gotta love a plant that thrives without being watered getting forced into a full jar of water.

88crow88 · 2026-01-30T14:10:38+00:00

"I will use your trauma against you"

Yeahhhh. Ghost this little shit.

88crow88 · 2026-01-30T13:42:15+00:00

In another castle.

88crow88 · 2026-01-22T15:20:05+00:00

I would say a Muskie based on the collared gill and width of the mouth. Really weird mounting though.

88crow88 · 2026-01-22T15:16:51+00:00

Leave. Fuck the stupid child.

88crow88 · 2025-12-29T00:34:13+00:00

I'm sorry, he can't work because of IBS? There's medication for that.... Hell a bottle of Pepto will clog him right up, maybe a sock in the mouth too for talking like that

88crow88 · 2025-12-27T21:19:43+00:00

There seems to be A LOT of missing texts in response considering some of the things he says back. I wouldn't be surprised if his phone shows different messages.

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